Casinomeister's Newsletter
19 January 2006
Issue #261
weekly




Dear Reader,

Well here we go. Zipping through January, and February is on the cusp of the horizon. This month is one of my busiest - even though I chill out during the first couple of weeks.

What's so busy about January? Well, there are the Casinomeister Awards and of course the ICE. What's so great about these? scroll down and find out.

Happily yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
  • Word From the Meister

  • Casinos You Gotta Join

  • This week's humor


  • Can't read this newsletter in HTML? Click here (or copy and paste this link into your browser): http://www.casinomeister.com/newsletter.html#skip for the bitchin' online version.


    WORD FROM THE MEISTER
    CASINOMEISTER AWARDS 2005
    Yep, they were announced yesterday. And not to toot my own horn, these anticipated awards are held by many to be some of the most important and prestigious awards given to the online gaming industry. If you haven't checked them out, now is the time to do so here:
    Best and Worst of 2005
    http://www.casinomeister.com/bestworst2005.html

    If you've already read them, you can still hear Vortran and I dish them out on this week's webcast:
    Webcast
    http://www.casinomeister.com/radio_show.html

    And if you have any comments about any of these awards, please let the Casinomeister members know in our forum or pop me an email:
    http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/online-casinos/10846-casinomeisters-2005-awards.html

    Here's a brief run down on some of the top awards:
    Best Casino 2005
    32Red Casino

    Best Casino Group 2005
    Trident Entertainment
    King Neptunes Casino
    Trident Lounge
    Vegas USA
    Trident Poker

    Best New Casino 2005
    Vegas Splendido

    Best Affiliate Program 2005
    32Red Affiliates

    Now those are the best. To check out who the worst were, check out the site.
    ICE 2006 - LONDON
    Yes, I will be there and this should be a pretty good trip. Lots of things happening. I'll be meeting a number of webmasters, casino operators, and other industry people. My schedule is pretty much full - which is a shame since there are at least three movies I want to catch. And by hook or by crook, I'm gonna see them.

    If by chance you want to meet up, please let me know. Thanks!

    SLOT JUNKIES WHERE YOU AT?
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    The Slot Junkies Challenges are a unique concept whereby players can opt into competitions for their favourite casino games and join in a community of like-minded players. Each month, casinos sponsor certain games and put up prizes for the best win, backed up by a screenshot, during the month.

    The winning screenshots are those which show the highest win, based on the number of coins won rather than the actual amount. This gives the "low-rollers" a fairer chance to compete. The first prize each month will vary from game to game and the prize allocation is displayed for each game when you enter the Player Lounge. Second and Third place prizes are also usually available.

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    And now for the humor......
    Brain Farts...

    Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
    Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
    --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

    "
    Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry.  I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

    "
    Smoking kills.  If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

    "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers.  We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.  It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

    "
    I love California.  I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

    "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"--Lee Iacocca

    "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football.  A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports analyst.

    "
    We don't necessarily discriminate.  We simply exclude certain types of people."   --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

    "
    If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
    --Al Gore, VP

    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
    --Keppel Enderbery

    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.  May God bless you.  You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
    --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

    "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.  And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

    Ha ha ha!

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