Casinomeister's Newsletter
31 October 2005
Issue #253
weekly




Dear Reader,

Out- out are the lights- out all!
And, over each quivering form,
The curtain, a funeral pall,
Comes down with the rush of a storm,
While the angels, all pallid and wan,
Uprising, unveiling, affirm
That the play is the tragedy, "Man,"
And its hero the Conqueror Worm.

Edgar Allen Poe
The Conqueror Worm - 1843

And with this tidbit, welcome to Casinomeister's Halloween Special newsletter. So sit back, relax, turn off the lights, burn a candle, and grab yourself a hot cup o' java and read on...

Creepily yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
  • Word From the Meister

  • Casinos You Gotta Join

  • This week's humor


  • Can't read this newsletter in HTML? Click here (or copy and paste this link into your browser): http://www.casinomeister.com/newsletter.html#skip for the bitchin' online version.


    WORD FROM THE MEISTER
    HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
    I hope some of you will take time out from your hectic schedules to learn more about Halloween. Here is a excerpt from the History Channel's website which details the roots of this strange day:

    Modern Traditions
    The American tradition of "trick-or-treating" probably dates back to the early All Souls' Day parades in England. During the festivities, poor citizens would beg for food and families would give them pastries called "soul cakes" in return for their promise to pray for the family's dead relatives.

    The distribution of soul cakes was encouraged by the church as a way to replace the ancient practice of leaving food and wine for roaming spirits. The practice, which was referred to as "going a-souling" was eventually taken up by children who would visit the houses in their neighborhood and be given ale, food, and money.
    More here http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/halloween/index.jsp?page=origins
    CASINOMEISTER'S HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!
    The Tales of Terror to kill your lunch break! Prepare yourself for a fright with this week's webcast here:
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    CASINOMEISTER'S FRANKENSTEIN SITE!!
    It's still there! I put together a presentation on the "real" Frankenstein castle back when I was teaching in San Diego. You can check this out here:
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    CASINOMEISTER'S BINGO SECTION!!
    Bingo is here! Is it manly enough for real men, or is it still a girly game? Whatever the case may be, I'm bringing Bingo on to the site:

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    Check out the new section in our forum "Bingo!" for more Bingo information:
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    In case you were sleeping...
    Last week, there were a number of new casinos joining the ranks of the Casinomeister casinos. If you want to read what it takes to get listed here, check this out:
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    Vegas Casino Online
    Las Vegas USA Casino
    Twin Aces Casino
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    Hot Pepper Casino
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    Do your Christmas shopping on Ausvegas this year!
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    The winning player will personally select their prize package from Amazon.com up to the value of US$15,000 OR they can forfeit the Prizes for US$15,000 in cash, paid in weekly instalments to the player's Ausvegas account.

    Players can deposit as much and as often as they like and every US$20 deposited and wagered, will earn a single entry. Eg. A deposit of US$200 will earn 10 entries, providing the player wagers $200 or more.

    Details on their promotion page!!

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    And now for the humor......
    A six year old kid named Bobby has a speech impediment, where he starts his words with the letter B. He is getting ready to go out on his first Halloween.

    MOM: What do you want to be for Halloween this year Bobby?
    BOBBY: Bi Banna Be a Birate?
    MOM: A pirate, thats cute, I’ll get you the costume.
    So she gets him the costume and he rings the door bell of an old lady.
    BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
    OLD LADY: What's that you say? BOBBY: Bick or Beat!!!
    OLD LADY: Oh, trick or treat, isn't that cute, well what are you supposed to be little boy?
    BOBBY: Bim a Birate!
    OLD LADY: ?????? oh I get it you're a Pirate.
    The old lady goes to hand him some candy but decides she wants to be funny and mess with the kid a little bit.
    OLD LADY: If your a Pirate then where are all your buccaneers? Aren't pirates supposed to have buccaneers?
    BOBBY: (Really Mad and grabbing his Ears) Look lady here are my buckin ears now give me some buckin candy!!!


    ha ha ha!

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