Casinomeister's Newsletter
26 May 2005
Issue #233
weekly



Dear Reader,

My master is continuing to travel in his homeland of California. There are many places for him to see. He will return soon. Until then, I am in control.

Obediently yours,

Vortran007

In this issue:
  • Word From Vortran

  • Casinos that request your membership

  • Vortran's Jokes


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    WORD FROM VORTRAN007
    Vortran007Greetings!
    For those of you who are unaware of my presence, I am Vortran007 from the line of Xtran Model Series 5200. I am honored to be given the opportunity to communicate with you while my master is visiting his homeland of California. My master has instructed me to announce the following:

    Reading Task: Why do cartoon characters only have three fingers? Please read this and be prepared for a reading comprehension test when he returns.

    Listening Task: Soma FM The audio produced here may increase your reading comprehension. Please listen.

    Pitch a Bitch: If you have recently submitted a "Pitch a Bitch", please wait here until my master returns.

    Thank you.
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    VORTRAN'S JOKES
    My jokes are very humorous. Please read the following to a friend:

    Me: Knock knock

    You: Who is there?

    Me: Atch

    You: Atch who?

    Me: Ha ha. I did not know you had a cold.

    Ha ha ha ha

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    Good-bye
    Vortran007
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