Issue #236
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Greetings dear reader,
My master is continuing to travel in Montreal after the GIGSE and shall return shortly. Until he returns, I will provide you with information I am sure you will find both informative and comical. I am in control, so please relax.
Robotically yours,
Vortran007
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