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14 July 2005
Issue #240
weekly




Dear Reader,

Grooviness is in the air.
And I haven't a care,
unless you are bare
spankin' nekkid.

Poetically yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
  • Word From the Meister

  • Casinos You Gotta Join

  • This week's humor

  • FORUM HIGHLIGHTS

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  • WORD FROM THE MEISTER
    A DISTURBING TREND
    I'm beginning to see a disturbing trend concerning casino management and how they are dealing with players. I am also troubled that casinos are unable to write their T&Cs well enough to protect their businesses.

    Over the past couple of weeks, there have been a few player issues where casinos have confiscated player winnings because they don't like the style of play. This is extremely problematic mainly because it opens up accusations of abusive behaviour on both sides of the fence; player and casino.

    If the player does not break any specific rule, then pay him and get on with it. If a casino doesn't like the player's style of play, rewrite the terms and conditions to reflect the specific type of play that is acceptable.

    This is a business that needs to accept the fact that players play to win. And they will use every legitimate means to do so - to win. This is why we have terms and conditions. The casino writes these conditions, the players agree to these conditions, and then hopefully abide by them.

    On the other hand - seasoned players who know damn well that casinos are scrutinizing game play and player accounts should know that if they do something out of the ordinary, the casino is going to shut them down. Take for instance a guy who suddenly opens twenty some-odd casino accounts at Playtech. C'mon, this ain't what the average Joe-player does. You gotta look like you're a normal player. Casino operators and their support teams are looking for anything that pops up red flags.

    So my advice to players, don't give casino operators reason for concern, they're already paranoid as it is. Casino operators - don't make up rules as you go along. As remarked at this year's GIGSE during the affiliate panel discussion. Reputation is everything in this business. Don't throw your reputation down the drain for a fistful of dollars. It's not worth it.

    And for players, be choosey with whom you play with. Select a handful of casinos you can deal with on a personal level and your playing experience will only improve.
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    • Disturbing Trends in Casino Practice
    • I rag on Vortran
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    And that's not all! I got Vortran to finally update the archives - reaching back to 20 February 2002. And there are 26 more shows to go - going back to June 2001!! Man, that's a long time ago (cyberly speaking).
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    And now for the humor......
    From the archives...

    In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain.

    The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

    The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a female brain, and $200 for a male brain." The moment turned awkward. Women in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the men, but some actually smirked. A woman, unable to control her curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the female brain so much more?" The doctor smiled and said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the male brains, because they've actually been used."

    ha ha ha

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    THIS WEEK'S FORUM HIGHLIGHTS
    A very interesting week - especially for casino complaints:

    In the Casino Complaint's section:
    WARNING! - Riverboat Casino steals $1100 from me (sister of Winward) Riverboat casino has banned all players from the UK for the past six months - and they're confiscating winnings as well - but they've yet to update their Terms and Conditions. Huh??
    http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8866

    GAMBLING FEDERATION: rules adhered to but winnings stolen Ho hum...here we go again.
    http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8870

    In the Online Casino section:
    Casinomeister homepage hacked ??? Evil is out to get me...
    http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8827

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    Peace
    Bryan Bailey
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    Casinomeister
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