Casinomeister's Newsletter
12 May 2005
Issue #230
weekly



Dear Reader,

I'm up and about and cruising through the states. Vortran is at the helm now here at Casinomeister, so hang tight.

Automatonically yours,

Bryan

In this issue:
  • Word From Vortran

  • Casinos that request your membership

  • Vortran's Jokes


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    WORD FROM VORTRAN007
    Vortran007Greetings!
    For those of you who are unaware of my presence, I am Vortran007 from the line of Xtran Model Series 5200. I am honored to be given the opportunity to communicate with you while my master is visiting his homeland of California. My master has instructed me to announce the following:

    Reading Task: Is it possible to be dyslexic in Chinese? Please read this and be prepared for a reading comprehension test when he returns.

    Listening Task: Soma FM The audio produced here may increase your reading comprehension. Please listen.

    Pitch a Bitch: If you have recently submitted a "Pitch a Bitch", please wait here until my master returns.

    Thank you.
    CASINOS THAT REQUEST YOUR MEMBERSHIP!
    Kiwi Casino is offering up to $300 Welcome Bonus at the moment for new players. C'mon, check them out today!!
    Open a real money account at First Web Casino and get a $75 Welcome Bonus. Check out their current promotions at here under "This Month's Promotion" Million Dollar May!
    Wild Jack Casino  is participating in the same promotion, plus they are offering a 100% match bonus for new players up to $100!! Plus if your first deposit is $50 or more, they'll give you an extra $10 free!
    $200 FREE on your first deposit as a New Real Player at Riverbelle Online Casino's Get $200 FREE when you deposit $50 into your New Real Account using FirePay, NETeller, Click2Pay or any of our other non-credit card deposit options.

    Special Promo for May: Every week, they’ll spoil you with a choice of three games to play. Choose your favorite, or play them all for your chance to share in 80,000 casino credits throughout May. You could also find yourself the lucky winner of a $40,000 getaway at an exclusive country estate, or the cash value instead. Check it out here!
    Deja vu! $200 FREE on your first deposit as a New Real Player at at Jackpot City Get $200 FREE when you deposit $50 into your New Real Account using FirePay, NETeller, Click2Pay or any of our other non-credit card deposit options.

    Special Promo for May: Win a $20,000 trip to Las Vegas! PLUS, share in 40,000 Casino Credits! If you like the night life, you’ll love this – a $20,000 trip to Las Vegas, or the cash value instead, courtesy of Jackpot City Online Casino! They’ve also got 40,000 credits to give away throughout the month, so visit your casino software and make your play for winning today! Check it outhere.
    Check out The Gaming Club Online Casino's current promotion!!

    Victory is sweet at The Gaming Club this month. A $20,000 trip to Monte Carlo, or the cash value, as well as a share of 40,000 casino credits is yours to win!

    Take part today - there's no time like the present to be a winner with Belle Rock Gaming!
    VORTRAN'S JOKES
    Some humans do not understand robot jokes, but we robots are very humorous. Here is one:

    Me: Knock knock

    You: Who is there?

    Me: Ya

    You: Ya who?

    Me: Ha ha. I did not know you were a cowboy.

    Ha ha ha ha

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    Klaatu Barada Nikto

    Good-bye
    Vortran007
    Meister Robot
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