Casinomeister's Newsletter
7 May 2004
Issue #189
weekly




Dear Reader,

Friday? How did that happen? I dunno. Anyway, read on.

Questionably yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
  • Word From the Meister

  • Casinos You Gotta Join

  • This week's humor

  • FORUM HIGHLIGHT

  • ECOGRA TO BRIEF SOFTWARE PROVIDERS GIGSE an opportunity to find out about Seals and regulation


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    WORD FROM THE MEISTER
    Michael Caselli wants to be a man!
    I had reported last week that Online Casino News editor Michael Caselli was arrested for lewd conduct, shoplifting, and assault at Classy & Sassy ladies boutique in London. Apparently, this report was fabricated by some devious individual. Shameful! I spoke with "girly-boy" Caselli (he insists that his friends call him "girly-boy, what a weirdo) over the phone about this, and he denied everything. Everything except the part about being a "pretty princess".

    Michael Caselli still wants to prove his manhood by taking me on in the Sumo wresting ring in Toronto at the GIGSE. Maybe he'll get more dates this way by impressing the women. Well prepare to be body slammed girly boy. I will try not to make you cry. But if you think this is what turns girls on, I'll play your silly game.
    ACHTUNG DEUTSCHE SPRECHER!
    Spreche wenig Englisch?
    Hast du Problem mit Online Casinos? Oder suchst deutsch Bier? WTF?

  • Online Casinos
  • Online Casino Beschwerden
  • Fragen und Antworten
  • Mish Mash
  • Klickst du hier!

    Ja du!
    WEBMASTER'S CORNER
    An open invitation to join our forum
    As many of you know, I am a webmaster at heart. Most everything you see at Casinomeister is done by hand, and my hands only - graphics, HTML, my banners, etc. I'm inviting all of the oldtimers and newbies out there to get involved in our webmaster section of the forum. With the recent announcements from Yahoo and Google dropping casino adverts and pay-per-click programs, webmasters face new challenges. And it's always good to hone one's skills. Even I forget a lot, and I've been doing this for years. Come join the fun!
  • Software Issues
  • Creatives
  • Marketing
  • Design
  • Domains and Server Information
  • What are you waiting for, start blabbing away here.
    FUTUREBET QUESTION
    Trying to do the right thing...
    Most of you are aware of how I feel about turnkey solution providers, software providers that license and provide support for casino operators to get on line and do business. Most of you know how I feel about what level of responsibility that they inherit - mainly by being the entity that puts these operators in business.

    I have always felt that the buck stops at the software provider when there is a problem. A lot of people disagree with me. They feel that it's the operator, and if there is a problem, take it to the operator's licensing jurisdiction. Well this is crap. You know as well as I do that there are many licensing jurisdictions that couldn't give a flying rats ass on what happens to a player. Licensors are concerned about getting paid, that's about it. So when a casino goes down, it's the software provider I that I press for player solutions.

    In the past, there have been some software providers that have a hands off policy when it comes to dealing with their licensees. They consider themselves strictly a software provider and not a policeman. Or they have been short sighted by not creating any safeguards to bail out licensees when they have problems, or to give their players a safety net of sorts.

    Well enter Futurebet. They have had some problems in the past, and most of these were managerial and combined at times with lack of proper funding. I have been watching these guys pretty closely for the past few years, and I'm pretty up to snuff on their "history" and the difficulties that they've had. Most of this has been well documented here.

    I spoke with one of the owners this week, and I'll have to admit he explained a lot to me. He answered many of the questions that I had about their operations, and many other details that I won't bore you with. I am pretty much satisfied that this company is on the right track: players are to be protected from failed casinos, and operators are to conduct business in an ethical manner. It's good seeing a software provider taking what I do and say to heart - not just because it's hurting their pocketbook, but because they understand that to be in this industry for the long term, ensuring that players are taken care of is where it's at.
    PAYIN' THE BILLS
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    CASINOS YOU GOTTA JOIN!
    Raymond Guerin from Wales is the winner of the Monaco Grand Prix competition on PlayMonteCarlo.co.uk - Europe's #1 online casino.

    We would like to thank the multiples of players who entered the competition and let you know that PlayMonteCarlo will be hosting more exciting competitions and introducing new state of the art, non download games throughout the summer. New Players are currently receiving a £125 sign up bonus, so it makes double the sense to visit us and try your luck!
    FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY! 200% Match bonus on $100, up to $200 free at  Royal Vegas Casino! New players only - offer only good until 13 May!
    Have you tried English Harbour's new Platinum Version 4.20 software? Well if you like slots, this is a "must play". Orient Express is a 5 reel 21 line slot! Check out the English Harbour family of Casinos! The player who purchases the most in all English Harbour group accounts at any of their participating casinos will win a grand prize of $1,000! Check them out today!!
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    THE MEISTER'S BLACKJACK TOURNAMENT AT INTERCASINO!
    If you haven't joined the Meister's BJ tournament at Intercasino, now is the time. The signup fee is a mere $20 - you're given $1000 play money to playout for 60 minutes - 10 minutes today - 20 minutes tomorrow - it don't matter. DEADLINE May 31th!!

    Top scorer wins 50% of the kitty, second place 20% and three runners up win 10%. The more people join, the higher the cash prizes go!

    CONTESTS!
    Yahoo! Play Casinomeister's Scavenger Hunt! Find the info, answer the questions, and be eligible for $200 in cash!!! It's fabulous!!! It's fun!! With all of the exclamation points, it's gotta be good!!! So c'mon! What are you waiting for?? Let's play here!!
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    Check it out here! Return to Top

    NEW WEBCAST IS UP!
    This week's topics:
  • Global Interactive Gaming Summit & Expo
  • Michael Caselli is a Pretty Princess
  • Futurebet
  • Casey Kasem gets pissed
  • Playtech Problems
  • OPA Bogus Certificates
  • Portal Whores

  • All this and more here.
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    3. This week's humor
    Something a bit tamer then last week's humor:

    Reasons not to mess with a child:

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".


    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
    Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
    The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

    ha ha ha
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    FORUM HIGHLIGHT
    m249a 6th May 2004 07:49 PM

    Igs Payed Me Off...
     
    Thursday May 06 2004...I received A bank wire for the full amount ($4,800) USD. For those who have seen my threads about islandjoescasino.com, and playercenter.com, this brings to a close over three months of hell. IGS got involved, and paid me in full. It took some time, and alot of complaining, but the fact is I GOT PAID. I am very pleased about the outcome. I would like to thank everyone who read my posts, took action, and acted on my behalf. I firmly belive I would NEVER have seen a cent if it wasn't for these forums, advocates, and other concerned players. Again THANKS to everyone for your support. Now its off to Atlantic City, for some "real" gambling.
    Well how about that! Check it out here.
    ECOGRA TO BRIEF SOFTWARE PROVIDERS

    GIGSE an opportunity to find out about Seals and regulation

    Software providers committed to player protection and better credibility for the industry are invited to attend a special briefing during the upcoming GIGSE conference in Toronto.

    Executives from eCOGRA (eCommerce and Online Gaming Regulation and Assurance) will be presenting a detailed briefing on the process involved in achieving Seal status, which has already been awarded to 41 quality online casinos. The briefing will include the signing-up process, costs, review procedures, the benefits of affiliation and a question and answer session.

    The presentation will be made by eCOGRA CEO Andrew Beveridge and will take place in the Grenadier Room at the Intercontinental Toronto Centre at 1.00pm on Monday May 17, 2004.

    "Our initiative to improve safety and efficiency in the industry is open to all software providers and casino operators with the requisite commitment", says Beveridge. "eCOGRA is a sincere, strongly funded and independent body focused on guiding online players to genuinely safe and efficient casinos operating to carefully developed and enforced standards.

    "Our goal is to introduce sensible self-imposed regulation that will improve business by attracting to our approved casinos a bigger percentage of gamblers tired of questionable practices and inept operational conduct elsewhere".

    The purpose of the reception is to provide interested parties with an overview of the objectives and progress of the organisation, and to encourage more software providers to apply for eCOGRA membership resulting in additional reputable casinos earning the Seal.

    News courtesy of Infopowa news service. More news here.


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