Casinomeister's Newsletter
4 June 2004
Issue #192
weekly




Dear Reader,

Poof! Where'd the week go? Scroll down and find out.

Departingly yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
  • Word From the Meister

  • Casinos You Gotta Join

  • This week's humor

  • US FEDS CONFISCATE $3.2 MILLION Advertising money taken by DoJ officials


  • Can't read this newsletter? Click here (or copy and paste this into your browser): http://www.casinomeister.com/newsletter.html#skip for the cool online version.


    WORD FROM THE MEISTER
    SIX YEARS WE BE HERE!
    Yep, this month marks Casinomeister's sixth year as an online entity. What started as a simple little site born from a casual conversation at "Oscars", evolved into what it is today - "Casinomeister - the Online Casino Information and Watchdog Site." It's a special place like no other. And I'm proud to say that no one has mimicked or copied what Casinomeister has become. Where can you find a bitchin' webcast and listen to my little robot buddy Vortran speak? Where can you "Pitch a Bitch" against your favorite casino? Where can you read weekly news updates from Infopowa news? Where can you converse with people in "the know" and people who "don't know" (hint: our forum). Where else can you read a cool newsletter like this one? (hint: you are reading it).

    No one has a robot friend like mine. A few webmasters may have hand tools or kitchen appliances, but they don't count. No one has a webcast. No one besides perhaps Winneronline has a forum as active as ours with intelligible writings I dare say! And not many websites give you my dear reader the opportunity to complain about your treatment at some online casino.

    But don't get me wrong, I am not one to rest on my laurels, or take anything or any one of you for granted. I try to do my best to give everyone the attention they deserve by answering your emails - and sometimes I get swamped, and I end up writing Thursday's newsletter on a Friday evening. Wait a minute! I'm supposed to be watching TV right now. Damn!

    Anyway, I just want to take these few moments to thank you for your support and your emails. Sometimes I don't respond to them all, but I try. Thanks for your gratefulness and encouragement.

    And I hope that everyone will take time out this week to listen to our webcast. I talk a little bit about where Casinomeister started from, and we also have an exclusive interview with Jeff Tuttle, Winneronline's General Manager. It's really a great show, and Vortran behaves himself as well.

    In closing, thanks for a very cool six years. It would not have been fun without you!

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    NEW WEBCAST IS UP!
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  • Unanswered questions for Playtech
  • Exclusive Interview with Winneronline
  • Vortran's "Evil Portal" warning
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    3. This week's humor
    An American, an French and a Taiwanese were lost in a desert. Fortunately they found a magic lamp and the gene told them they can have 3 wishes.
    The American said: "I want money!"
    He got 10 million.
    The American said again: "More money!"
    He got another 10 million.
    Finally, he said "Get me home with my money!". Boom! He was back home with a pile of cash.

    The French said: " I want pretty women!"
    He got two pretty ladies.
    The French said again: " More pretty women!"
    He got another two pretty ladies.
    Finally, he said "Get me home with my women!". Boom! He was back home with the most beautiful women he has ever seen.

    At least, the Taiwanese said: "I am thirsty, give me beer!"
    He got a dozen beer.
    The Taiwanese said again: "More beer! "
    He got another dozen of beer.
    Fully drunk, the Taiwanese was asked what's his last wish:
    "Damn I am bored and I missed my two friends, bring them back with me!"
    Boom! The American and French were back to the desert with nothing.

    The American and French were very pissed but they couldn't do a thing. So they keep walking. Can this be? They found another magic lamp! This time the gene said" I am younger so I can only grand two wishes".

    This time, the American and French decided to let the Taiwanese make his wish first. They also advised him not to make the same mistake. The Taiwanese nod.
    "Gave me two dozen beer!" The Taiwanese said. Boom! He got two dozen beer. He was so happy he got everything he want in one wish.
    After the Taiwanese was drunk, the American and the French urge him to make his second wish. "Well," the Taiwanese said to the genie at least. "That's everything I want, you can leave now."
    ha ha ha

    Thanks to hhcfreebie for posting this in our forum! Got a funny-ha-ha you'd like to share? Post it in the "Jokes" section in Casinomeister's Forum, and if it's good enough - I'll publish it here along with a link to your website (if you have one).
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    US FEDS CONFISCATE $3.2 MILLION

    Advertising money taken by DoJ officials

    The US Department of Justice expanded its attack on Internet gambling in April by confiscating $3.2 million in advertising cash paid to Discovery Communications by Tropical Paradise sportsbook for advertising slots, according to a report this week in the New York Times.

    The newspaper reported that Federal law enforcement officials routinely seize money they suspect is connected to activities like money laundering, terrorism or drug smuggling and this has apparently been extended to cases involving internet gambling advertising.

    The money initially belonged to Tropical Paradise, a Costa Rica-based Internet casino operation, which in October paid Discovery for television spots to advertise an online poker room, ParadisePoker.com.

    According to court documents, the government seized the money and told Discovery, which is based in Silver Spring, Md., that it could be party to an illegal activity by broadcasting such advertisements.

    Federal prosecutors contend that Got2bet sites are illegal, but the offshore casinos fall outside their jurisdiction. So for nearly a year, the government has been trying to curb the sites' activities by investigating and pressuring American companies that provide services to offshore gambling sites on the theory that they are "aiding and abetting" the operations.

    Until now, the effort has largely involved seeking information from American companies, including major broadcasters, Web portals and industry consultants. The seizure of money significantly escalates the government's attack.

    Matt Richtel, the author of the report says that the move has raised strong criticism from First Amendment experts, media industry executives and people involved with offshore casinos. They assert that the federal government is relying on an untested legal theory in taking action against American companies, and using tactics more typically used against organised crime activities.

    "This is not drug money or terrorist money," said Rodney A. Smolla, dean of the University of Richmond School of Law. "The fact it is being treated as such shows a crusader's zeal against offshore gambling."

    The possible message being sent, legal experts said, is that any American company that does business with an offshore casino - including software makers and consultants - could be in danger of having proceeds from that business seized.

    "This is a strategy of intimidating anybody who is in the chain of commerce," said Lawrence Walters, a lawyer who works with offshore Internet casinos, as well as software companies that do business with the casinos.

    The Justice Department declined to comment about this case or other investigations in this area.

    Tens of millions of Americans place bets over the Internet, wagering on sporting events and on casino games like virtual blackjack, roulette and poker. But the casinos are outside the United States, typically in Costa Rica and the Caribbean or in Britain, where the operations are fully licensed and legal.

    The legality of online betting is a complicated matter of some dispute in the United States. The government asserts that the federal Wire Act prohibits all Internet casinos, but the courts have been divided, legal scholars said.

    The individual states also have laws that prohibit any gambling enterprises that they do not formally authorise. Some states, but not all of them, make it illegal for individuals to place a recreational bet; New York, for instance, does not make it illegal to place a bet online.

    In June 2003, the Justice Department sent letters to trade groups representing major broadcasters and publishers, telling them their members could be violating the law by displaying advertisements on behalf of offshore casinos. The government said the businesses could be seen as aiding and abetting the activities of the casinos.

    Then, Raymond W. Gruender, the United States attorney in the Eastern District of Missouri, convened a grand jury, sending subpoenas to companies asking them to provide a broad range of information about their relationships with offshore casinos. The investigation had a significant impact. Some major broadcasters, including Infinity Broadcasting and Clear Channel Communications, stopped taking gambling ads last fall. Google and Yahoo, the Internet search engines, said in April that they would stop taking such advertisements.

    So far, executives at media companies have not voiced public challenges to the government campaign. An executive for one media company, who asked that his firm not be identified so as not to attract further attention from the Department of Justice, said that the government was promising to go easy on broadcasters and Internet sites that cooperate with its inquiry.

    The executive said he had heard from people involved in the investigation that the government might begin levying fines or pressing charges against media companies.

    News courtesy of Infopowa news service. More news here.


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