|
25 November 2004
Issue #209
weekly
Dear Reader,
Thanksgiving? What - again? This is the fifth year in a row that it's snuck up on me. Being a displaced American in northern Bavaria, there aren't many reminders around. No Pilgrim store displays, no turkey cardboard cut-outs, no nothin'. The only way I usually realize it's Thanksgiving is when I find out no one is working in the states today, or some casino sends me a "Thanksgiving Special" (c'mon let's get real!). And then I get depressed because it's a big family thing, and no one here cares, and I start getting homesick wishing for a good Thanksgiving meal with all the stuffing and endless supply of turkey meat sandwiches.
And then there are the other displaced Americans forced to work on a day like today -- I could name a few. You're at work, and I'm pounding out this newsletter. So for my fellow "displacements", Happy Thanksgiving!
Thankfully yours,
Bryan
In this issue:
Word From the Meister
Casinos You Gotta Join
This week's humor
FORUM HIGHLIGHTS
WTO RULING 'DEEPLY FLAWED' CLAIMS U.S. Appeal a certainty
Can't read this newsletter? Click here (or copy and paste this into your browser): http://www.casinomeister.com/newsletter.html#skip for the cool online version.
|
|
|
| WORD FROM THE MEISTER |
| PITCH A BITCH! |
I'm not much of a sniveler; I have a good temperament and can maintain my cool under the most trying circumstances. Well it's my turn to snivel and "Pitch my Bitch". What am I bitchin' about? The bitchers who have been abusing my "Pitch a Bitch" section, that's what. I have been receiving on average 3-5 complaints a day; which if you do the math is around 20 - 25 per week, which comes out to an average of 100 per month or so. No problem -- I tackle this as part of my work load. But it has been clearly abused by "fraudsters" who waste my time with false claims. I don't think people realize what effort is invested in the normal PAB, the follow ups, the digging through archives to find similar problems, etc. I don't need to go into specific details for me to illustrate that a fair amount of time is invested, do I? The problem is that there are a number of individuals who don't give a flying rat's ass how much time of mine they waste. And it's come to the point that nearly 60% (over half in other words) are bogus complaints. So I am wasting over half of my time with this. So how do I combat this problem?
Here's how: starting yesterday the PAB section is only available to "full fledged" Casinomeister members. To be a "full fledged" Casinomeister member you must be subscribed to this newsletter (which you are unless you are reading this as a forwarded copy or on the main site), and you must be a member of our illustrious Forum. Certainly, many of you are only halfway there.
I think this is only fair, and it makes sense. I have faith that players who begin to participate and interact with Casinomeister will think twice before trying to scam me over with some bogus claim. If you haven't joined our forum, please take the three and a half minutes it takes to do so. If you've never visited our little online community, you have been seriously missing out.
|
| ATTENTION - CASINO OPERATORS, SUPERVISORS AND AFFILIATE MANAGERS |
You are invited to join our forum as a "Casino Representative" group member. There are already a number of your competitors and colleagues already listed as members. It's time you became a member as well. Why? To help streamline the complaint process or any issue players may have concerning your operation. I try to monitor and administrate the forum as best I can, but I am not in there 24 hrs a day and most people know that I do not work on weekends. Making yourself available to your players will only benefit your operation, and it will benefit this industry as a whole when player issues are caught in their fetal stage before they become a full-blown nightmare.
I understand many operators do not want to post in forums fearing the unrelentless mob. Rest assured I feel your pain. AS a member, you are not obligated to post in the forum when issues come up; your account will merely be displayed in order for members (or me) to either PM you or send you an email.
If you are already a member, please contact me via the forum requesting membership of the "Casino Representative" group, or go to your "User CP" and request membership there. Thanks!
|
NEW MICROGAMING GAMES!
REEL STRIKE Bonus Feature Video Slot
LADIES NITE Bonus Video Slot (just like Thunderstruck but Girlie!)
HO HO HO Feature Video Slot
BAR BAR BLACK SHEEP Video Slot
DOUBLE JOKER 10 PLAY NEW Power Poker
BONUS POKER NEW Video Poker
DOUBLE BONUS POKER NEW Video Poker (Yes!! Finally!)
DOUBLE DOUBLE BONUS POKER NEW Video Poker (Double yes!! Finally!)
Check out these bitchin' new games at these bitchin' casinos (Viper Powered):
http://www.casinomeister.com/casinos.html#casinos
|
| GAMBLING ONLINE MAGAZINE AWARDS!! |
Top Online Casino - Tie between Intercasino &
Omni Casino
Top New Casino - Bodog Casino
Top Casino Group - Trident Group
Top Online Casino Watchdog - Casinomeister (third year in a row)
Top Online Casino Portal - Gone Gambling (Casinomeister 2nd)
Best Gaming Message Board - Sports911 (Casinomeister - Honorable Mention)
Top Affiliate Program - Partnerlogic
All this and more here.
|
| CASINOS YOU GOTTA JOIN! |
If you're looking to sink your teeth into quality entertainment and a friendly welcome of 200 Dollars worth of FREE casino credits
, look no further than Lucky Nugget Online Casino!
Start unwrapping the rewards the moment you sign up and make your first deposit of 50 dollars. You'll receive:
- 200 Dollars worth of FREE casino credits to play on win on over 100 casino games
- Quality online gaming - in the October issue of Strictly Slots magazine, Lucky Nugget was recently acknowledged as having the Best Slots Tournament, and took 2nd place in the Best Video Poker Site category
- Exclusive monthly promotions
- A trustworthy customer relationship
- And stringent security controls
We've been creating big winners since 1998, and now it's your turn to find out just how easy it is to Strike Gold! Play today!
|
All Slots Casino is also offering an excellent sign-up promotion. Buy $25 get $100 FREE! or buy $50 get $150 FREE! Terms and Conditions apply - read them!
|
Challenge Casino has finally gone Viper, and to celebrate they are offering a TRIPLE DEPOSIT BONUS - up to $1000 Free!
Here's how the offer works:
1st Deposit
Max Deposit = $100
100% Bonus = $100
2nd Deposit
Max Deposit = $800
50% Bonus = $400
3rd Deposit
Max Deposit = $2000
25% Bonus = $500
Total Max Bonus $1000
Check them out today!!
|
This is your chance to excel, starting with 200 Dollars worth of FREE casino credits , at The Gaming Club Online Casino.

Claim a victory and click here to sign up today. Then make your first single deposit of 50 dollars and we'll give you 200 FREE casino credits!

What's more you'll enjoy a competitive edge with:
- Ready-for-action Slots and Video Slots
- The backing of a known and respected online casino
- The safe use of our deposit options such as Click2Pay.
It's the sporting chance you've been waiting for. Play to win today.
|
There's up to 100 Dollars in FREE bonus money waiting for you,
|
courtesy of
Aces High Online Casino
|
| Contents |
Description |
| 10 Dollars FREE |
Play Video Poker*! |
| 20 Dollars FREE |
Play Blackjack! |
| 25 Dollars FREE |
Play Joker Poker and Double Joker Poker! |
| 75 Dollars FREE |
Play Slots and Video Slots! |
| 100 Dollars FREE |
Play the Thunderstruck, Belle Rock and Spring Break Slots! |
|
| CONTESTS! |
Casinomeister's Scavenger Hunt!, this month there are two Scavenger Hunts!! Find the info, answer the questions, and be eligible for $200 in cash!!! It's fabulous!!! It's fun!! With all of the exclamation points, it's gotta be good!!! So c'mon! What are you waiting for?? Let's play here!!
Thanks Colosseum Casino and Vegas Slot for being this November's sponsor! And congrats Sodax77 for being last month's winner. $200 was added to your iNetBet account!! And I bet you blew it all!
|
| GONEGAMBLING'S JACKPOT |
Sign up at four of the best portals on the web and be eligible for a weekly drawing of a least $200. Participating portals:
Got2bet
GoneGambling
Reviewed Casinos
Wizard of Odds
Check it out here!
Return to Top
|
| And now for the humor...... |
Little Johnny was going to his father's house one day and he was packing everything in his room and putting it in his little red wagon.
He was walking to his fathers house with his wagon behind him, when he came to this hill.
He started up the hill but was constantly swearing "This God damn thing is so heavy!"
A priest heard him and came out. "You shouldn't be swearing" said the priest. "God hears you...He is everywhere...He's in the church...He's on the sidewalk...He's everywhere"
Then Little Johnny says "Oh, is he in my Wagon?"
The priest replies "Yes Johnny, God is in your Wagon."
Little Johnny says "Well tell him to get the hell out and start pulling!"
ha ha ha
Return to Top
|
| THIS WEEK'S FORUM HIGHLIGHT |
| Simmo! |
23rd November 2004 04:17 PM |
Signup Bonuses
Hi all
Who actually "wins" the money in a signup bonus transaction?
It occurred to me today that while i know some people stand by bonuses, the terms and conditions of playthrough have changed so much, even over the past 12 months, that i wonder if they are now more of a benefit to the casino than the player particulaly when you take into account to claim one, you have to deposit your own money.
Now I dont mean this poll in terms of attracting new players - that's what they were always there for anyway, but the actual "bonus" money itself. Who wins? Are they no longer an incentive?
|
|
Take the poll, and read more about it here.
|
WTO RULING 'DEEPLY FLAWED' CLAIMS U.S.
Appeal a certainty
It didn't take long for the United States to react to last week's ruling by the WTO that the Americans have no right to ban cross border gambling on the Internet.
It didn't take long for the United States to react to last week's ruling by the WTO that the Americans have no right to ban cross border gambling on the Internet.
According to the Australian Financial Times, U.S. officials dismissed as "deeply flawed" the World Trade Organisation decision and said the federal government would appeal, that the decision set a new precedent for judicial activism at the WTO and could involve the 148-nation trade body in domestic issues over laws affecting moral issues such as gambling and prostitution.
The Administration "fundamentally rejects" the ruling that countries don't have an explicit right to limit services affecting public morals, a senior US trade official said. The official added that even if the ruling was upheld, it would not force any change in U.S. federal or state gambling rules.
The case has attracted widespread mainstream media coverage and interest around the world, because it is the first time that the WTO has taken up a dispute concerning internet commerce.
The WTO ruling last week favoured the tiny Caribbean nation of Antigua and Barbuda in its fight against the US over a 43-year-old law banning gambling payments across state lines. Antigua argued that the law violated a 1995 WTO agreement meant to open up parts of other countries' service sectors.
At most, Antigua would be allowed to impose punitive tariffs on US exports. Antigua claims the industry employs about 3000 people, but no figures exist on the amount of online gambling online that flows through the islands.
Antigua argued that the Clinton administration did not list online gambling as an area it wanted exempted from the 1995 WTO services agreement. US officials say that at the time, such gambling posed no threat. US trade officials were particularly alarmed over parts of the WTO ruling that asserted member states had to consult other countries before modifying laws that affect public morals.
News courtesy of Infopowa news service.
More news here.
Complaints? Kudos? Please let me know.
Peace |
Bryan Bailey
Webmeister
Casinomeister
|  |
|
|
http://www.casinomeister.com
|
|