Issue #185
weekly
Dear Reader,
Since brevity is the soul of wit, let me be brief.
Wittily yours,
Bryan
In this issue:
1. What's New at Casinomeister
2. Casinos You Ought to Join
3. This week's humor
4. Forum Highlights
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After several months of secret negotiations, I have agreed to sell Casinomeister to the Doloplex Casino Group for an undisclosed amount. This has been a difficult decision to make, but I feel that the Doloplex group will be able to carry on the mission at Casinomeister unrelentlessly. I am very proud of what I have accomplished so far, but it's now time to hand over the torch and move on.
Up until now, it's been nearly a one man show. Casinomeister started merely six years ago in a small uptown San Diego apartment in southern California. Empowered with some HTML skills, a new version of Photoshop, and a diverse background from commercial fishing to jumping out of airplanes and blowing up things, I jumped again feet first into the weird world of online gaming. I inadvertently became a spokesman for the online player. But my love for beer and a quiet life drove me to relocate in rural Germany where I hooked up with my robot sidekick Vortran007. Up until now, we have operated in a studio overlooking an apple orchard in Northern Bavaria.
Over the past few years we have solved hundreds of player complaints, and we have exposed countless online casino scams. But with a booming casino industry it's time to get more people involved. This is why I thought it would be best to just sell out. Let a group of people handle the player complaints and casino investigations. It's too much for one guy and a robot."
Doloplex spokesman Mr. X announced that "We are delighted in taking over Casinomeister. Bryan Bailey has some very big shoes to fill, but I am sure we will be able to fill these pleasantly. We have a large staff that can handle just about any task, and we don't hire robots. Players will be happy to know that they will be in good hands with the new and improved Casinomeister. We have some very big things in store for everyone. I think players will be pleasantly surprised."
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3. This week's humor
From the archives:
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon."
The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. "You're wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun."
They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?"
The third drunk looked at the sky and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."
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Two men were sitting at a bar recounting their dreams.
"I dreamed I was on vacation," one man said fondly. "It was just me and my fishing rod and this big beautiful lake. What a dream."
"I had a great dream too," said the other. "I dreamed I was in bed with two beautiful women and having the time of my life."
His companion looked over and exhorted, "You dreamed you had two women, and you didn't call me?"
"Oh, I did," said the other, "but when I called, your wife said you'd gone fishing."
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Peace
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