Casinomeister's Newsletter
8 August 2003
Issue #161
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Dear Reader,


Yeah, I know, I'm a day late...but if you were experiencing the heat that I am, you would be screaming towards the nearest swimming pool.

I was just checking the archives, and found a tidbit of knowledge from the 1 August edition that I thought I would regurgitate:

"Ahh, the dog days of August are here. This is when the heat lingers and sometimes we have to deal with the muggiest, hottest days of the summer. But what does this have to do with dogs? Well I'll tell ya. It has to do with the "dog star" Sirius. Sirius is the brightest star in the northern celestial hemisphere. It belongs to the constellation Canus Major (the Big Dog, it's his nose), and he is one of Orion's hunting dogs which appears overhead in the winter nighttime skies. About a thousand years ago, it rose about an hour before the sun at the beginning of August. People believed the combined light of Sirius and the sun caused hot weather. Today, one would have to wait until late August or early September for the Sun and Sirius to line up like that. "

Looking for an icebreaker at the nearest grill party? Now you have it. And if anyone asks you where you receive such astonishing fascinating little tidbits, you can point them into this direction...

Swelteringly yours,

Bryan


In this issue:
1. What's New at Casinomeister
2. Casinos You Ought to Join
3. This week's humor
4. Forum Highlights
5. KYL BILL BUILDS OPPOSITION Carve outs and stomping on State rights have not been well received
6. Casinomeister Linking Partners

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3. This week's humor
One for the guys...

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.

Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had plenty of sex in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment, there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with long, flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

"Iron this."

ha ha ha

One for the ladies:

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter. Ten were men and one woman. The rope was starting to fray so they all agreed that one person should let go because if they didn't, the rope would break and everyone would die.

No one could decide who should go so finally the woman gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her life to save theirs, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving into men, and that after all, men were the superior sex and must be saved. When she finished speaking, all the men clapped.

ha ha ha
4. Forum Highlights
Casinomeister's Forum » Casino Industry Discussion » Costa Rica and Money Laundering « Previous Next »

Author Message
admin
Forum Meister
Username: admin

Post Number: 2896
Registered: 06-1998
Posted on Thursday, July 31, 2003 - 10:58 pm:   

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That you used a promotion code that was given to another individual. She in turn sent this promotion code to twenty of her "friends" who used the code as well.

Some of these people are members of this board and know who I am talking about.

RTG powered casinos are able to create three types of coupon codes. One is for high rollers and can be produced for individuals. This is what you used.

You and twenty others who are in the Washington State area.

And what gets me is that you used this opportunity, when Angelciti was trying to get their shit together, to pull off this scam.

Give me a reason why I shouldn't ban you from this forum. I ought to ban some of the others, but they haven't come forward with any claims like you have.

And give me a reason why I shouldn't post the user names of the individuals that are part of this scam? At least they were smart enough to keep their mouths shut
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KYL BILL BUILDS OPPOSITION
Carve outs and stomping on State rights have not been well received

Last week's reports on the Kyl Bill being forwarded for vote by the Senate Banking Committee were soon followed by more considered opinions throughout the industry, and many concluded that the proposal as pushed through will almost certainly create powerful opposition both in conference and at the vote.

Prominent among this opposition could be States that are seeing their right to govern activities like gambling trampled by the Federal government's insistence on jumping into the driver's seat on this Bill, diminishing State rights. And the usual carve-outs - the bill would not apply to horse racing, dog racing or other remote-betting operations already approved by American Indian tribes for example - are firmly in place in this latest Kyl proposal, almost guaranteeing as in the past to generate resistance.

That last-minute change to the Kyl Bill that removed language that would allow States to legalize the practice within its boundaries, made through an amendment by Committee Chairman Sen. Richard Shelby, already has Nevada senators and the casino industry concerned.

"The bill is unbalanced and unfair," said Frank Fahrenkopf, American Gaming Association president, adding that it could even expand online gaming as it stands now since Indian casinos and horse and dog racing could still participate in online betting.

Fahrenkopf noted that AGA uses a three-prong test to determine if it will support legislation. This bill failed two parts, since it does not treat all forms of gaming the same and does not preserve states' rights. He noted that this was not a factor in Arizona Sen. Jon Kyl's original bill or in the House version of the bill passed last month.

Nevada Senators Harry Reid and John Ensign, were quick to say that they could not support the bill, based on the state language removal. A Reid aide said the senator wants to make sure there is nothing in the bill that could limit Nevada from regulating itself, should the state opt to allow Internet gaming in the future. As the bill stands now, it is not clear if that is the case.

The bill approved last Thursday must still pass the Senate floor before it goes to conference with House negotiators. There selected members of each chamber will iron out differences between the two versions to form one new bill to be voted on again and sent to the president, if approved.

The Senate is expected to adjourn today for its August recess, so any action would take place after Sept. 3 and the political season is due to officially end early in October, adding time constraints.

Banking Committee Chairman Richard Shelby said online casinos evade the reach of U.S. states that typically have regulated "bricks and mortar" gambling operations, requiring the federal government to step in. And he trotted out the old and still unproved allegation that Internet casinos encourage pathological gambling and enable children to participate. "While gambling has always been subject to state regulation and should remain so, there is no way for the states to effectively control the reach of the Internet at this time," Shelby said.

The Kyl Bill seeks to prevent credit-card companies and other US payment systems to block money transfers to Got2bet sites. Credit-card issuers, stung by disputed charges, are reported to already voluntarily block roughly four out of five Got2bet payments.

Unlike the similar Backus-Leach Bill in the House of Representatives, the Kyl Bill suggests stiff penalties - violators would face fines and up to 5 years in prison.

More articles like this in our news section.

News courtesy of Infopowa news service.


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