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[Gina Wild]

Do they have a loyalty program?
Frequently wanking points ?

 

[dave1888]

You chose mightypython as a username

Just for a laugh Nicola it had to be done. I was originally gonna make it longrodvanhugendong like quagmires alias but it told me too long that is also hilarious giggity!!

 

[DepositSpinLose]

the meister will have to add "tits and ass" to the advanced search vocab list. so funny.

 

[dave1888]

the meister will have to add "tits and ass" to the advanced search vocab list. so funny.

Private section for the pornhub slots screenshots with a warning risk. I'm sure as hell not posting screenshots from there here though!!

 

[miksaxxx]

..

what deposit method's there is availeble ?

Sperm Bank?

Withdraw via lapdance vouchers..

 

[kidgloves]

Sign up user names must be your Porn Star name.


This thread will run and run.

 

[electronictonic]

So there will be a selection of Slits, Blackcrack, and Pokeher?

Lickers
Sperminator 2
Fucky Eaty-Eat
Wanky Wabbtits
Feel Gush
EggOrgasmatic
Silent Bum
Big Bang
Voodoo Vibrators
Blood Fuckers
Space Whores
Throbbing Hood
Secrete's of The Bones
Thunderfuck 2
Jack & Hammer
Fucky Twins
Twin Spunk
Pee-k a Goo
Peek-a-Boob
Game of Bones
Girls With Bums 1 + 2
Girls With Big Guns
TITans of The Bum
Butt-lestar Galactica
Titman Agent 69
Deck The Balls
Fucky Angler
Wild Bitches
Ghost Butt Pirates
Thunderfist...gawd didn't even have to rename that one!
Piggy Bitches
Golden Shamcock
De-Flowers
Hall of Bods
Pandora's Box!

 

[dunover]

OK, I've signed up. 'Harry Hugehampton'.

I'll give them a shot.

I only dread what the bells will look like on the 3-reelers.

As long as they don't jerk me around when it comes to cash-outs.

WARNING! Invest in one of these before you start:

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[electronictonic]

Harry Hugehampton naturally you will be from Wolverhampton?

Those ladies are hoping you give them a nice large deposit
and blow your load..pardon the puns.

OK, I've signed up. 'Harry Hugehampton'.

I'll give them a shot.

I only dread what the bells will look like on the 3-reelers.

As long as they don't jerk me around when it comes to cash-outs.

WARNING! Invest in one of these before you start:

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[Casino2014man]

Wondering what a deposit here would show as on your bank statement

Some of the slots are hilarious though!

 

[incrediblestuff]

So there will be a selection of Slits, Blackcrack, and Pokeher?

Lickers
Sperminator 2
Fucky Eaty-Eat
Wanky Wabbtits
Feel Gush
EggOrgasmatic
Silent Bum
Big Bang
Voodoo Vibrators
Blood Fuckers
Space Whores
Throbbing Hood
Secrete's of The Bones
Thunderfuck 2
Jack & Hammer
Fucky Twins
Twin Spunk
Pee-k a Goo
Peek-a-Boob
Game of Bones
Girls With Bums 1 + 2
Girls With Big Guns
TITans of The Bum
Butt-lestar Galactica
Titman Agent 69
Deck The Balls
Fucky Angler
Wild Bitches
Ghost Butt Pirates
Thunderfist...gawd didn't even have to rename that one!
Piggy Bitches
Golden Shamcock
De-Flowers
Hall of Bods
Pandora's Box!

Young man.. i foresee (or foreskin?) a bright future in the Porn Industry for you, they are always looking for good satirical porn names of "real" things, but i would leave the blood fuckers out of there.. that's just...wrong ^.^

On topic, i know his isn't the first time someone tried to launch a pr0n-casino, but the previous tries were less blatant iirc, one was called sexystar, and another i forgot..but one of them even had a VIP package were you could win a date with your favorite porn star... i guess with all the perks, but i never signed up to find out

Back then the general consensus seemed to be it was tacky, and the two worlds shouldn't collide, but apparently now it has had time to "sink in" so to speak..

I won't sign up but i would like to see the slots, so i am hoping dunover or one of you video-lads can do a vid-review soon

 

[dunover]

Not as seedy as I first thought!

Question I ask though is where are the men

I played poker with her but gave up when I got a bad teat.

 

[vinylweatherman]

Not as seedy as I first thought!

Question I ask though is where are the men

5 clones? I should be able to cope though, being a Microgaming specialist

The men are all hiding because they don't want their wives and girlfriends to sign up and catch them in there

 

[cncas2123]

wont this save Spintee, among others, from having to open multiple windows when seeking additional " entertainment"???

 

[xxshepxx]

HAHA

CAn't see it lasting long, toplesscasino only lasted a few weeks when it was taken down, never to return.

 

[syntynyt]

they have the resources to make it last long.

 

[hhhelllo]

they have the resources to make it last long.

Thats is insane...

 

[syntynyt]

Thats is insane...

is even more insane if you count all the other brands tied to pornhub network, you can see them on top at casino homepage. guess this is why they offer such a low bonus WR. 69% reload bonus in the works. this also is doing a service to other casinos, pornhub converting now those that only had the porn vice to slots vice which after a while some may migrate to other places. win win situations

if bored, have a read to see where the huge amount of trafic comes from and what are the preference per country.
pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-2015-year-in-review

 

[hhhelllo]

I can't wait to see them in the accredited section I don't know if Brian would have a problem about it? I mean... If they offer fast payouts... Various deposit options... Customer support is reliable... Why not? A topless dealer wouldn't hurt anybody right?

 

[spoton]

They will probably send a few representatives over here to Bryan and get accredited pretty fast.

 

[weesie]

If nothing else.................. this has been a fun read this morning!

 

[Steviedoo]

the thread that just keeps on giving ....

 

[Jono777]

It will take a decent and alternative 'Welcome Package' to get me to stray from my regular haunts but I feel this one should be able to do it 'standing on its head'

Forget the 100% SUB and Free spins, what I will need is

*resisted just in time* visit any adult websites for a clue

geez ain't Sunday afternoons boring!

 

[goatwack]

No one has mentioned that verification involves a picture of you holding a passport. Naked.

They may also require any home video sex tapes of you and your partner.

God bless KYC

 

[5ta]

The site is a load of wank.