Can we be...like...friends? omg awesome!

[JHV]

Hi, my name is Jonny but you can call me Scooter. My friends call me Scooter. I don't really have enemies - unless you count unethical and dodgy online casino / poker jokers enemies. And I guess that I do. Even my 'enemies' call me Scooter. Look, just call me Scooter alright - please?

I actually go WAY back with the Meister. I posted on here year ago as JHV but my account was dormant (not AOL related) so just set up a new account. Mods, hope that's ok?

I think it was 2005 (?) when the Golden Palace group were raping poor honest grinders like myself purely for wishing to complete 12x of their chain's 300% bonus deals on the same day. It's was pure coincidence! I swear! heheh. The big CM helped out I think, emailing KGC never got me a response from memory, but stalking of the Golden Palace security department every night for months also helped - in a few months they paid me the winnings.

Those days of sleepless nights over a few k are LONG gone. I lost 250k (AUD) the other day gambooling like a donkey. I am what this industry would call a fat whale, I imagine.

This is my play at InterCasino last week for about 5 days in total last a week or so ago:



I actually was trying to fix my dormant CM account to get feedback on (what I believe to be) the most ridiculous miscarriage of justice at InterCasino I've ever seen in 8 years of gambling. However, the joy of them losing all my play over a tiny figure makes me smile. That smile gets wiped as I continue to *not* master the games of House Advantage over tens of millions of wagering per week at various other online casinos - I guess I'm just unlucky? lol

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But then, in the meantime, something hilarious happened - and this casino should head INSTANTLY to ROGUE. It should not pass Go, should not collect $200. I'll put the post in Casino Complaints - Non-Bonus Issues as it probably belongs there rather than in Introduction forum:

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...tml#post304128

[slotheadlizard]

Hello, welcome back. Maybe you can have you account fixed. Perhaps you can PM a mod. God Luck Also, I know you where a member a while back but you may want to read the rules again as far as complaints. They may have changed a little.

[JHV]

Hello, welcome back. Maybe you can have you account fixed. Perhaps you can PM a mod. God Luck Also, I know you where a member a while back but you may want to read the rules again as far as complaints. They may have changed a little.

Oops have I broken etiquette on my first day back at school?

Actually refamiliarising myself with the site and having some trouble - can I bother you for a link to the sticky you refer to please?

(I actually tried to get my dormant account activated again a couple days ago I think - emailed someone at CM - I figured they were just too busy and no harm done if I was upfront about it - old username was "JHV" - only stopped posting / reading CM as I moved full-time into online poker and had too many poker forums to read each day).

[JHV]

Found the rules. I'm in breach of a couple, but I argue they are innocent breaches and I beg for forgiveness from the Meister and especially from Voltran.

To show I've learned my lesson, and am genuine, I will specify the breaches slotheadlizard hinted at.

1.2 No cross posting. This was kind of accident as I realised I was posting my story in Introduction forum - should I remove the link in my OP after I cut / pasted it away?

1.9 Second account. In my defence, I offer the following pleas into mitigation:
a) My account was dormant for unknown reasons - it was not AOL related.
b) I contacted CM support but I'm sure they had better things to do at the time then rustle up a 3 year old dormant account.
c) I have been totally upfront about it - have nothing to hide so not fraudulent?
d) I'm really really kind of awesome (sometimes)
e) I have good pirate jokes which I will use in time
f) Natalie is all about leniency.



g) ...I got nothing else. That's my defence.

2.1 I should have posted complaint in the right forum, which I fixed, but linked to if people were wondering where 2 pages disappeared to. Not sure if logic sound on my part?

2.2 "Do not post complaint without notifying the casino rep by PM or email." - I suppose if this is just a courtesy PM that's cool. But if I'm supposed to wait for their response before posting, well that's just not going to happen.

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I stand before you contrite, abashed, hat in hand, shuffling nervously from side to side, avoiding eye contact - and pray for mercy!

[vinylweatherman]

Found the rules. I'm in breach of a couple, but I argue they are innocent breaches and I beg for forgiveness from the Meister and especially from Voltran.

To show I've learned my lesson, and am genuine, I will specify the breaches slotheadlizard hinted at.

1.2 No cross posting. This was kind of accident as I realised I was posting my story in Introduction forum - should I remove the link in my OP after I cut / pasted it away?

1.9 Second account. In my defence, I offer the following pleas into mitigation:
a) My account was dormant for unknown reasons - it was not AOL related.
b) I contacted CM support but I'm sure they had better things to do at the time then rustle up a 3 year old dormant account.
c) I have been totally upfront about it - have nothing to hide so not fraudulent?
d) I'm really really kind of awesome (sometimes)
e) I have good pirate jokes which I will use in time
f) Natalie is all about leniency.



g) ...I got nothing else. That's my defence.

2.1 I should have posted complaint in the right forum, which I fixed, but linked to if people were wondering where 2 pages disappeared to. Not sure if logic sound on my part?

2.2 "Do not post complaint without notifying the casino rep by PM or email." - I suppose if this is just a courtesy PM that's cool. But if I'm supposed to wait for their response before posting, well that's just not going to happen.

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I stand before you contrite, abashed, hat in hand, shuffling nervously from side to side, avoiding eye contact - and pray for mercy!

Having read the other thread, Rome casino DOES have a rep account here, but he does not seem to have been around recently, giving some the impression this software brand, and at least some of the casinos, are headed for the knackers yard.

I do not view ANY Topgame casino as a suitable venue for a whale of your calibre, nor any RTG and some Playtech for that matter. This is mainly because of the low withdrawal limits they have.

32Red (if you do not already play there, but are allowed) will offer you more of what you want, the ability to withdraw the spoils of a 50K or 100K winning session in short order.
I have recently been lucky enough to win 50K there, and have only received 40K already, because my NETELLER account cannot cope with it all coming in at once (don't want it locked for breach of limits).
At Rome casino, you would wait 20 weeks for this amount, at 2500 per week.

[Jasminebed]

Sorry it too such an issue with Rome Casino to bring you back to the forum.

I'm sure the moderators will merge the two accounts for you, it has been done for other players before.

OMG, of course I would be your friend. That would be soooo radical, lol. Like...just click on my name and request friendship and I'd be glad to answer.

Welcome aboard. I can see that you have a good sense of humour, and I hope you continue to post. Hopefully, some of them in the Winner's Screenshot section!!

Good Luck and thanks for sharing.

[JHV]

I do not view ANY Topgame casino as a suitable venue for a whale of your calibre, nor any RTG and some Playtech for that matter. This is mainly because of the low withdrawal limits they have.

That's a pity because I really was impressed with aspects of the TopGame software - not sure I could really enjoy 1-Line Video Poker - but the speed of the software package and organisation of the download client was very tite, imo.

RTG I hate - I think it was an RTG casino who stole thousands from me (when thousands really hurt) - Cirrus Casino. May they all burn in a special Hell designed for thieving scum.

Playtech software I have played. EuroGrand I think - and all the Golden Casino chain when I accidentally and (in pure coincidence) did 12 of their casinos in 3 hours

Anyone know of any other casinos besides Chili that use NetEntertainment? That's my favourite software, but it's a bit dangerous for me to play Chili Casino as I always have a lot of poker money on there - so I was thinking (pretty early in the morning for thinking, frankly)....if I could find another NetEntertainment casino, I'd play there and ask Chili to block me permanently from their casino, which is too conveniently located to my poker bankroll sigh.

[KasinoKing]

Anyone know of any other casinos besides Chili that use NetEntertainment? That's my favourite software, but it's a bit dangerous for me to play Chili Casino as I always have a lot of poker money on there - so I was thinking (pretty early in the morning for thinking, frankly)....if I could find another NetEntertainment casino, I'd play there and ask Chili to block me permanently from their casino, which is too conveniently located to my poker bankroll sigh.

Quite a few Net Entertainment casinos have popped up in the last year or so.
And I know at least one casino who switched from Chartwell the NetEnt.
The ones I currently recommend on my site are:-
Victor Chandler (Was Chartwell)
Betsson
Cherry
Casino Euro
Unibet

Oh, and if you are going to blow a huge bankroll, please could you sign up via my site? Cheers mate!

KK

[GGW Laurie]

hello and welcome to the forum Scooter...............laurie

[JHV]

Quite a few Net Entertainment casinos have popped up in the last year or so.
And I know at least one casino who switched from Chartwell the NetEnt.
The ones I currently recommend on my site are:-
Victor Chandler (Was Chartwell)

This might be the most redundant double-check in history, but VC Casino switched to NetEnt?

That's awesome if so. I played VC once but Chartwell is too slow and frustrating to exist. I honestly just cannot see how people buy that software. Betfair Zero (which I thought would be a good idea for me after my latest house edge results) also uses Chartwell. Damn them to Hell.

NetEnt rules.

I would definitely use your link for this helpful info but I have an existing account with VC - actually with money in it still, I'm sure - unless they do that "dormant theft" trick - in which case, they lose my play and I'll signup at another NetEnt on your list.