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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylweatherman View Post
    I was often thrown out and banned from fruit machine arcades for being "too good" at playing the machines. At least there is some merit in this, the games are not random, so can be beaten Any online casino toying with the idea of making their software non random should beware of the Brits
    Apologies for the OT, but any idea how the online fruit machines at MG Casinos work? I had to do the dreaded uninstall/reinstall last week to get the new games to fully load (it worked FWIW) and noticed the UK Style Fruit Machines have their own directories in the MG folder - that's probably something to do with it?

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    Just to add a little something else (I only remembered this when I was looking through the Winner Screenshots thread the other day)

    I made a sizeable (four figure) withdrawal once from a casino. Not only did they process it quickly, they chucked a few hundred quid into my account to say 'congratulations' and to play with in the meantime. Of course that keeps me at their place and, the psychology when you've just won big, of course I'm going to deposit some back when my freebie runs out.

    Wondering if the CM awards should have a "Casino's That Think It Through Properly" Category.

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    These were culled from What casinos usually mean when they say..., too OT for an otherwise interesting thread which was developing nicely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maxd View Post
    These were culled from What casinos usually mean when they say..., too OT for an otherwise interesting thread which was developing nicely.
    Ha ha! Trust me to pile in and eff it up!

    I feel all self conscious and obliged to post something now. Right - how about this, just received from Intertops. Strong contender for WORST PROMOTION / BAD TASTE CONTENDER OF 2012 to date:

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    I mean, seriously. What next? Sink your winnings into our cruise ship bonus?

    Can anyone beat that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slotster! View Post

    I mean, seriously. What next? Sink your winnings into our cruise ship bonus?

    Can anyone beat that?
    Reload at the Betty Ford Clinic.

    I think you`re on to something here .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slotster! View Post
    Ha ha! Trust me to pile in and eff it up!

    I feel all self conscious and obliged to post something now. Right - how about this, just received from Intertops. Strong contender for WORST PROMOTION / BAD TASTE CONTENDER OF 2012 to date:

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    Take action now and claim your bonus!

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    Take action now and make your dreams come true! Use the Martin Luther King 50% deposit bonus up to $100* to get started.

    Enter the following coupon code in the "redeem coupon" section of the casino cashier before making your deposit:

    DREAM2012
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    I mean, seriously. What next? Sink your winnings into our cruise ship bonus?

    Can anyone beat that?
    Oh YES


    Some years ago, a "certain rogue casino group" offered an autumn 911% bonus to it's players. I bet you can guess what historic event this was inspired by

    This display of bad taste has never been beaten since, and is pretty unlikely to be beaten in the future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylweatherman View Post
    Oh YES


    Some years ago, a "certain rogue casino group" offered an autumn 911% bonus to it's players. I bet you can guess what historic event this was inspired by

    This display of bad taste has never been beaten since, and is pretty unlikely to be beaten in the future.
    Ah yes, the day the laws of physics were rewrote by Bush, Cheney and co, in particular Sir Isaac Newton`s: The Universal Law of Gravitation, conservation of momentum a huge pointer here .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seventh777 View Post
    Ah yes, the day the laws of physics were rewrote by Bush, Cheney and co, in particular Sir Isaac Newton`s: The Universal Law of Gravitation, conservation of momentum a huge pointer here .
    I assume you're referring to the effect of Newtons Law on their knuckles...

    Funny how some people's knuckles have a much higher attraction to the ground isn't it?

    Quick derail...

    Re: your fool and her knickers....

    I once when I was younger at uni, I was at a house party and managed to score a comfy double bed for the night and had a nice lass join me, quite innocently let me say as we were friends. I told her, when I realised that she was wearing a t-shirt and her 'Mars and Snickers' , that I was really embarrassed, but I had an extreme allergy to polyester and cotton and that if I even accidentally brushed her during the night I would break out in painful hives and have an asthma attack.

    She was such a thoughtful caring girl, that she removed her garments and said "its only because I trust you". Heh heh. You can finish the story I'm sure.

    Nice girl, but not that bright, considering the sheets were polyester cotton and I'd been wearing cotton shorts and t-shirt all night. I like to think that she knew all that but played along, but "a fool and her knickers are soon parted".....

    (NB Female members should not read the story above. You have been warned)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nifty29 View Post
    I assume you're referring to the effect of Newtons Law on their knuckles...

    Funny how some people's knuckles have a much higher attraction to the ground isn't it?

    Quick derail...

    Re: your fool and her knickers....

    I once when I was younger at uni, I was at a house party and managed to score a comfy double bed for the night and had a nice lass join me, quite innocently let me say as we were friends. I told her, when I realised that she was wearing a t-shirt and her 'Mars and Snickers' , that I was really embarrassed, but I had an extreme allergy to polyester and cotton and that if I even accidentally brushed her during the night I would break out in painful hives and have an asthma attack.

    She was such a thoughtful caring girl, that she removed her garments and said "its only because I trust you". Heh heh. You can finish the story I'm sure.

    Nice girl, but not that bright, considering the sheets were polyester cotton and I'd been wearing cotton shorts and t-shirt all night. I like to think that she knew all that but played along, but "a fool and her knickers are soon parted".....

    (NB Female members should not read the story above. You have been warned)
    Wow, that`s an understanding girl. Mucho kudos for that, damn that`s smooth and beats hands down my `Bet ya a tenner I can`t remove your thong.......with my teeth` approach.
    Dip me in chocolate, and throw me to the lesbians.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vinylweatherman View Post
    Oh YES


    Some years ago, a "certain rogue casino group" offered an autumn 911% bonus to it's players. I bet you can guess what historic event this was inspired by

    This display of bad taste has never been beaten since, and is pretty unlikely to be beaten in the future.
    Awesome.

    Someone, somewhere sat down and thought "I know what's a great idea..."

    I felt a bit uneasy about one of the bigger groups donating some money to the Tsunami fund as well, but they promoted it in a kind of sleazy way i.e "Make sure you spend as much as possible over the next few days as we'll be donating 10% to etc etc"... Dunno, just kind of came across as wrong. Just give them some money instead.

    911 bonus is a cracker though; up there with the legendary All Slots "gambling will stop you from killing yourself" promo. Genius.

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