Fictional question: you could win all you want, how would you empty the casinos?

[TheMatrixMan]

This is a fictional, theoretical situation. Every people always wonders what they would do if they would win the lottery or the mega moolah or what ever.

Well what if you would find out a winning strategy for craps, roulette, blackjack, videopoker, slots and so on. If you could win 500-1000 dollars or euros per hour.

Now this is a fictional situation and im not talking about game strategy.

What I mean is: how would you spread your gameplay and time playing over the casinos so they dont block you.

Would you play at one casino untill they block you or would you play at several casinos and changing the casino every 30 minute and playing 10 hours per day.

If you play at one casino untill they block you, you could win there as much as you want but they probably will block you if you hit for example 1000e or 10000e in total winnings. We are talking of a real game strategy that wins in the long run and not some software glitch. So it wouldn't be cheating in anyway.

How would you do the casino clean up?

Cons and plus sides:

Playing one casino at a time:
PLUS:
If you play one casino at a time, after maybe 2 casino cleanups and 10000-20000 dollars, you most likely are banned. Ok you cleaned them as much as you can. So if you play at 100 casinos and you would get 10000 dollars per casino, then its a million dollars, unless (see CONS)

CONS: If the casinos you win at are a part of a larger network like microgaming or playtech or something like that, then they might send a warning message to every network casino and telling that dont let this person register, he will win.

Playing at several casinos at a time:
If you register yourself to 50 casinos, you could play 30 minutes per casino per day and then you change the casino. You would play 10 hours a day so it would mean 20 casinos a day. After 2-3 days you always start again the cycle.
PLUS: If you play through multiple casinos, you could win little amounts at every casino and then when you multiply that by 50 (income from 50 casinos) it would be a large sum.

This way you could milk 50 casinos empty slowly.

CONS: Will require a lot of work regarding passwords and keeping statistics of your play. You would also have to be ready to create multiple casino complaint issues at casinomeister if 10 casinos suddenly wont pay you your money or something.



I know this is fiction but lets imagine you have some lost grandson of Einstein living with you and he would tell how to win. How would you do the "Operation casino cleanup"? This is like MIT blackjack team (except you are alone) and you do it over the internet, and you are doing it according to the game rules.

[RobWin]

TheMatrixMan, can you please send me some of what you are smoking for the weekend, I would really appreciate it

Remember: Puff, Puff...Pass

[Pinababy69]

Sounds to me like he's convinced himself that he's got a "system" that's foolproof, and he is absolutely positive that he can beat the casinos regularly. He wants us to tell him the best strategy to implement it without having his accounts locked. Okay, here's my advice....and it's free. There is NO system that will allow you to continually beat the casinos/casino games.

If he really is just trying to explain a completely "fictional" scenario, then I'm with Rob....pass the good shit this way man.

[TheMatrixMan]

Well the real reason im asking this is so I and anyone out there who reads this would be ready incase they figured out how to win.


I have played 3 years on online casinos and im on the negative but you never know... the matrix binary code of unlimited wins might be out there and someone might see the code.


Any tips are welcome

I have 1 desktop computer with 22 inch crt monitor, 1 Acer Aspire 150 laptop and one broken laptop with no LCD but it has 21" inch crt monitor attached to it..the screen area is 20" inches on both, they just tell the crt inches as larger than they really are... (I got this laptop from a "master of science" in engineering (diplomi insinööri in Finnish language) person for 60 euros (I will pay him next week, I got this 2 weeks ago and he has no hurry). So I have 3 computers to use and 3 mouses to use. My main computer isnt so fast to run many casino windows reliably (athlon xp barton 2400mhz, 2gig ram) so thats why I can use other computers too.

I create regular backups weekly by disk imaging all my data to a 1TB hard drive. I also know computer security so there are no possibilities to hijack my computer (chance is 0.0001%). I know how to prevent rootkits, trojans, keyloggers, phishing and other badware. The computers are behind a nat/firewall. I change my email password from time to time and I dont log onto it from unsecure locations. I dont use Wlan or execute unknown programs. I dont use internet explorer or save passwords into firefox as they can be hacked.

So my platform is quite secure for online casino emptying.


back to the topic:
Does someone think it is possible that a casino would send out a hitman to beat up a player IRL who would have taken 10000 dollars from their casino? Or taken 100,000 dollars from the whole casino network? And they would want to know how he did it and so on? I know that russian related casinos or eastern european could easily do this. But they probably wouldn't even pay the winnings.

The casinos would have the picture of this player because you need to verify your account with the picture.

[chuchu59]

Now who said that: You can beat some of the casinos all of the time and all of the casinos some of the time but you cant beat all of the casinos all of the time. Now I am scratching my head. Who said that?

[TheMatrixMan]

Now who said that: You can beat some of the casinos all of the time and all of the casinos some of the time but you cant beat all of the casinos all of the time. Now I am scratching my head. Who said that?

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
Abraham Lincoln,
16th president of US (1809 - 1865)

[liquuid_fusion]

Does someone think it is possible that a casino would send out a hitman to beat up a player IRL who would have taken 10000 dollars from their casino?

No, $10000 is small change for a casino. A reputable casino with customers anyway.

The only way to beat a casino without bonuses is to find a game that has favourable rules or a software error/glitch. They might try to claim back some of your winnings in the case of a software problem. Favourable rules can be found, for example SDBJ at Boss Media has a 0.15% PA. It's a very slight edge but play this all the time and you will make a profit

[BingoT]

TheMatrixMan, can you please send me some of what you are smoking for the weekend, I would really appreciate it
Remember: Puff, Puff...Pass

I bet he knows Cheech & Chong
Smoking all week long.
The good old days.
Did you know smoking it helps fight cancer.

[TheMatrixMan]

In 2006 I started to create the ultimate roulette system and I think I have now created it.

Thats the real reason behind this thread, sorry if I now ruined the surprise that there is no einsteins grandson involved .

Player edge is about 80% or something like that, I dont know mathematics so good. But I cannot say my system or roulette will be removed around the planet from every casino.

And please dont laugh at me. You know, I might be the Susan Boyle of roulette. First they laugh then they want autographs.

[winbig]

I have devoted 3 years of my life into creating a working roulette system. I believe I have achieved it.

Systems don't work.

When are people going to ever realize that?

Go read the hundreds of other threads about [insert game here]'s system..