Lads Cash Splash again... April

[vinylweatherman]

{In a low steady voice, trying to sound entirely calm...}
I just found out that having 'unsettled bets' does not constitute a zero account balance...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!! !!!

Look on the bright side, IT'S SPRING

The days are getting longer, the daffs are out, the fruit trees are in blossom, the sun is warmer, the breezes gentler,

so,

Just get up, yank back those curtains, and take in that refreshing springlike vista

[KasinoKing]

Just get up, yank back those curtains, and take in that refreshing springlike vista

What kind of a yanker do you take me for?

[shadow123]

Can anyone clarify the deposit requirements for the April Cash Splash.
In the terms and conditions it seems very vague,is it deposit £50 a day or week, I know you need to turn over £50 a day.Pretty sure I have recieved the bonus without depositing £50 a day on previous splashes

[Slotster!]

KK - I decided to play that Chiefs one until I hit the feature four times.

I ended up about £30 up after the whole thing.

Feature seems to come in every hundred spins or so and pays between £80 - £240... I guess there'll be the occasional bigger hit too with the whole indian malarkey.

[KasinoKing]

In a fit of peak, brought on by too much lager & the sudden onset of insanity I decided to actually try your crazy option 1!
(Will report back later - if not hiding in a corner with tail between legs...)

I'm sure you're all just dying to know how it all turned out!
No? Well here goes anyway!

Chiefs Fortune: Holy shit what a slot!!! Tried it in fun mode first to see what the feature actually did. Scary! Could win a small fortune, or a small dog turd.
Went ahead anyway £3/spin It took 160 spins & £252 to get 4 arrows - that 5th one better turn up soon.

Well luckily it did turn up after just 25 more spins, and the feature paid £210.
(That was pretty good, going by Slotsters results).
But that would have been a loss if not for hitting 3 double bars twice (£60 each) during those spins.
Nett result: Wagered £555, Won +£42

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Tomb Raper: I had already been playing this @ 5 - 20p per line earlier, just to make sure it's really shit - and it is. But I had got 3 passports already & it only took 5 more £6 spins to get the 4th one.

It only took 18 more spins to get the 5th passport.
I was expecting to get jack off the feature, but it wasn't too bad considering I found 2 traps in the 2nd location.
I can't give profit / loss figures for this as I didn't record the play before I started this daft experiment.
(I think it was probably quite a large loss though).

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Torture Iceland: This b'stard already 'owed me' £100+ but seemed totally dead, so I jumped straight in hitting it with £2 & £5 spins. I haven't seen any x250 yet, but have been offered 30 win spins @ £5 so it's definitely hotting up!
So far (since starting this particular attack) £300+ invested.
My dilemma is what stakes to go for; £1, £2 or £5...? Do you think 30 spins x £5 would pay more than £500?
I really don't want to pump much more in.

Well I did have to pump more in - LOADS more!
Altogether I wasted £608 on this heap of crap before it finally popped on a £1 spin.
It gave me just 6 repeats; 5 @ £1 & 1 @ £2
I did play on about another £30 just to make sure it was dead - and it sure was!
Overall waste; -£101

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The only good thing is now I never have to play that steaming lump of rigged manure again!

Thanks to the Portsmouth win & Man U draw, my footy bets ended up just about even.
(If Man U had won I would have made about £50 profit)

Also thanks to Comply or Die I made £210 on the gee-gees.

At the end of all this messing about (plus some other slots dabbling in between) I finished up about £100 down from my start point...
But I just got that back today!
See http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...chies-tr2.html

[Jufo]

Anyone still doing these Cash Splashes? I thought I will try again with better luck after having net loss in March.

The Ladbrokes June cash splash games are: Bingo Bango Boom slot, Starscape slot and Pollen Nation slot. Any suggestion which one of these is the "juiciest" game to play?

[KasinoKing]

Anyone still doing these Cash Splashes? I thought I will try again with better luck after having net loss in March.

The Ladbrokes June cash splash games are: Bingo Bango Boom slot, Starscape slot and Pollen Nation slot. Any suggestion which one of these is the "juiciest" game to play?

Just finished May-but I only played weeks 3 & 4;
On the first day I started with Double O'Cash and had a bit of a feature-fest! Wagered £70 and made £64 profit.
Days 2 - 5 I played Sure Win - and lost £32 total
Day 6 = Stallionair +£7
Day 7 = Double O'Cash +£3

So at the end of my first week; Slots profit +£42, Bonus £70 = £112 total.

But it was all downhill from there as my second week was disaterous...
I played Double O'Cash every day, expecting to get lots of features like before - but they never came
With each successive day I got more frustrated, bet higher and wagered way more that the minimum required.
(VERY stupid, I know, I know!)
Day 1; I won 11 free-spins which paid a pathetic Bet x 6
Day 3; I hit 4 motorbikes for £50 off a £1.20 spin. But that was my only profitable day all week!
After day one I went 316 high-rolling spins without getting 1 single feature
Ended this week -£85 on the slot + £70 Bonus = -£15

If I had hindsight as foresight I would have stopped after the first week...
Anyway, result for the month +£97 profit, so I can't really complain.

As for June's games... well that's a toughie. I've never even heard of, let alone played Bingo Bongo. Starscape - played it a bit; the feature is similar to Dyno Might = can win almost nothing. Pollen Nation is in my top five... of MG's most awful slots - so I doubt I will play that much!

I missed the first week this month (again!), so we'll have to wait until next week & see...

[Jufo]

The Cash Splash games for July are Days of the Tsar, Isis and Bush Telegraph. Which of these is lowest variance? Probably not Isis

[KasinoKing]

The Cash Splash games for July are Days of the Tsar, Isis and Bush Telegraph. Which of these is lowest variance? Probably not Isis

Definitely NOT Isis!
Don't think I've played Tsar jet...
Bush Telegraph would be my choice - pretty low variance.

I did great with StarScape in June!
Made £131 just from playing the slot + £210 in bonuses. (Only played 3 weeks).

However, many here will be glad to hear my amazing run on the scratchcards ran out in June & I did not get even 1 over £10. That & having to play high-variance progressive slots lead to an overall loss of £230...

PS: I hope you don't mind, but rather than keep bumping this old April thread I'm copying this post into a new thread for the July promotions for all who want to discuss them.

Here: http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...tml#post242592

KK