It�s about time to say thank you.

**Seaman63** · 5th May 2007, 10:48 AM

After going through my emails this morning, I would like to say a big thank you to:

- My new business partner Mr. Mugambe from Nigeria, whom I will help to transfer some larger funds to his poor sister, who is living in a country where he is unable to transfer money directly to. He will give me a huge 30% of all the funds I will transfer!

- The entire Canadian pharmacy industry, who will help me to have never pain again, to loose weight while eating massive amounts of fast-food, to stop smoking immediately without any problems and to have 12hrs erections now every day!

- Olga from Nowosibirsk, who will be more than happy to be my wife, servant and sex-slave!

- Vladimir from Moscow, who will do exactly the same as Olga!

- A well known RTG online casino, who offers me a 2000% match bonus of deposits of $1000 and more, fully cashable, no max cashout and no playthrough!

- The UK National lottery, where I just have won 3 millions of pounds and there are only a few steps necessary to collect my winnings!

- The Bulgarian doctor, who will help me to add some inches to my joystick, because size does matter!

- Did I tell you I will save massive amounts of taxes while doing this?

- Mr. Jon Smith, who will give secret hints for investing in stock funds that will raise 100s of percents asap!

I could extend this list wayyyy longer, but my new replica rollex tells me it is about time to stop for now.

It will be a busy day!

**jetset** · 5th May 2007, 10:57 AM

LMAO! And don't forget the "heavily discounted" $5 000 World Series of Poker Main Event seats!

Thanks for a good chuckle to start the day!

**Mousey** · 5th May 2007, 01:25 PM

Thanks Seaman! Now I don't have to read my email this morning....

**KasinoKing** · 5th May 2007, 03:00 PM

OMG! Didn't you get the 'Roulette system which is guaranteed to make you a millionaire, for just $49"???

You need to give your e-mail address out a bit more freely!

KK

**EasyRhino** · 5th May 2007, 05:54 PM

I refinaced my house 12 times last week, and saved a bundle!

... and I don't even own a house!!

**vinylweatherman** · 5th May 2007, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by EasyRhino

I refinaced my house 12 times last week, and saved a bundle!

... and I don't even own a house!!

That's nothing. I have been offered guaranteed finance of nearly a billion Dollars through dozens of mortgages.
I think all I have to do is send them my bank details so they can pay the money in

**silkprint** · 6th May 2007, 12:26 AM

* sweet *

**vinylweatherman** · 6th May 2007, 03:41 AM

Lovely, now I have been selected for access to the guaranteed winning CASINO system,

I can't wait to pay him

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Crumbs - how much are you charging for the system then

**ProducerK** · 6th May 2007, 07:10 AM

LoL... I am new to the forum, and this was the first thread that I read, and it is sad, but so true...LoL.

Dont forget the one about one that you have been pre-approved for a $1000 credit card.

**KasinoKing** · 6th May 2007, 10:23 AM

Originally Posted by vinylweatherman

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I've put down EVERYTHING that I do to steal from the casinos down into a informative package. It explains the whole process step-by-step (even a monkey could follow this!) so that I can share my finding with others.

If you are tired of not making the money you want to from online casinos then this ones for you. You will surely make much, much more money faster than you ever have before. Check it out while the offer is still available:
http://www.wotaloadofshite.con

Cheeky, are you reading this!

Get in there!