It's not a joke, but it's awesome!!!

[SlotMonster]

I received these photos last night from my russian friend...OMG
What a beautiful fish! I tried to imagine how hard it was to drag out this monster-fish!

[BingoT]

Wow great fish great catch for that guy.

And

[lauriejim]

Originally Posted by SlotMonster

I received these photos last night from my russian friend...OMG
What a beautiful fish! I tried to imagine how hard it was to drag out this monster-fish!

.what a huge fish, kinda shaped and has a mouth on it that reminds me of my ex- mother-in-law nice catch for your friend

[RobWin]

Originally Posted by SlotMonster

I received these photos last night from my russian friend...OMG
What a beautiful fish! I tried to imagine how hard it was to drag out this monster-fish!

That's what we call a "Hog Sucker" here in Georgia but I believe it is a species of Carp...bottom feeders...like some of the online casinos I will not mention...

[RobWin]

Originally Posted by lauriejim

.what a huge fish, kinda shaped and has a mouth on it that reminds me of my ex- mother-in-law nice catch for your friend

Laurie, it sounds like you and your ex-mother-in-law had a great relationship...

[lauriejim]

Originally Posted by RobWin

Laurie, it sounds like you and your ex-mother-in-law had a great relationship...

...................the most big mouthed woman ive ever met

[winbig]

hmmm, a woman with a big mouth.....

I guess it'd be worthwhile if you could take their vocal cords out

[maxd]

Jeez boy-o, is that really necessary?!? I mean, do you actually talk like that in public? It's shit like that that gives the rest of us a bad rep.

[TDTAT]

Originally Posted by maxd

Jeez boy-o, is that really necessary?!? I mean, do you actually talk like that in public? It's shit like that that gives the rest of us a bad rep.

That's ok, we know how most guys think, even if they do not actually say it out loud

[TDTAT]

Originally Posted by winbig

hmmm, a woman with a big mouth.....

I guess it'd be worthwhile if you could take their vocal cords out

After this little doosie I do not feel too guilty about posting
the jokes below.. I will not lie, I love men (one part anyway) but you asked for it baby



How are men like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One-He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What do you call a handcuffed man?
Trustworthy.

Why do little boys whine?
Because they are practicing to be men.

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better.

big kiss to all you guys, I really do love you.. these are just retaliation jokes