Two cousins, both male, one lives in the country, the other lives in the city. One day the country cousin visits his city cousin. The city cousin has a date, so sets up a blind date for his country cousin.
The country cousin becomes nervous and admits he has never been on a date before, and wouldn't know what to say. The city cousin told him to listen to what he says to his date, and say the same thing to his.
They go to a drive-in theater, country cousin is in the back seat with his date listening to his cousin say to his date, "Come to me you blue eyed blossom, let me squeeze you to my heart".
Totally misunderstanding what the city cousin said, the country cousin leans toward his date and said, " Come to me you cross-eyed possum, let me squeeze you til you fart".
12th July 2003, 06:55 PM
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