
Originally Posted by
jimmyluck
HA! I like it, man! I've always been an athiest all my life but those pesky RNG God's have converted me. I now worship at the altar of the slot. Although any tips on how to become a better disciple would be most appreciated!
Thank God you`re an atheist hey
, mm disciple stuff, I have found the only way to entice the RNG God`s, is the old fashioned pagan ritual of sacrificing deposits at the altar of the bank (was going to add virgin deposits, but I live in Essex and they`re rarer than an Emile Heskey hat trick, which are considerably rarer than rocking horse shit).
Hope this helps.
P.S.
If VWM does appear here, ask him about his huge win on the fruitee`s, not heard this story this year yet
.
Dip me in chocolate, and throw me to the lesbians.
Bookmarks