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    The most ridiculous bonus terms ever

    Earlier this week , i have received an email from a new casino offering 1000$ free no deposit bonus . At first , i thought it was a great offer , so i logged into the casino claiming the offer . Until i read this ridiculous bonus terms .

    It's not even a free bonus offer. it's basically a 500% sticky bonus with some ridiculous terms ( 400X playthrough of ur winnings from the first round and only A maximum cashout of 3 times the bonus if you are really really lucky to beat the 400X wager) . And here come the best part of this funny offer . They lower the bet for all slots max 3.75$ bet for some slots and other even lower . They give you 8 hours to fullfill the wager of staggering 150X ($150000) and if you win you can transfer max 250$ to the second stage with 50$ deposit . if i can calculate it's impossible to fullfill the wager within 8hours with only 3,75$ max bet even you play non stop for 8 hours . I dont know why they offer this stupid thing . Why donn't just tell us '' come over to donate some bucks to our casino ''


    Your Current Promotion Details

    * Get €1000.00 FREE (no deposit necessary)
    * THIS IS A MULTI-STAGE PROMOTION. The winnings from the first stage are transferred to the second stage. The second stage has separate deposit and wagering requirements which are detailed below, after the first stage requirements.

    You must play the first stage of the promotion and meet its requirements. Once those requirements are met your winnings, if any, are transferred to the second stage promotion. You must make a deposit to activate the second stage which will complete the transfer of your first stage winnings. The second stage has separate requirements which must be met before any amounts can be withdrawn.
    * Maximum 1 bonus per household/computer/person.
    * Promotion times out after 8 hours and 0 minutes. Player must meet playthrough requirements within the time limit.

    This promotion has a time limit which starts when the promotion is activated. The promotion will automatically complete when the time limit expires.
    * 150x bonus playthrough (€150000)

    Playthrough is the amount that must be wagered (put at risk) before you complete the primary promotion.
    * Unless otherwise stated, 1 credit wagered in a game counts as 1 credit toward playthrough requirements. Play at the following games, and any variants, does not count towards playthrough requirements and winnings may be considered null and void: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, GameSet, Slot Progressive.
    * The maximum you may transfer to the secondary promotion is 250

    A maximum transfer applies. For example, if you receive a €10 bonus and the maximum transfer is 10x the bonus your maximum transfer is €100. Any balance remaining after your transfer will be removed from your account.
    * Any funds over the maximum transfer amount will be removed automatically when the primary promotion completes.
    * The following games and any variants may have different table limits while this promotion is active: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, GameSet, Slot Progressive

    Your table limits may change while this promotion is active.
    * No comp points are awarded for play during this promotion
    * THIS IS A MULTI-STAGE PROMOTION. These conditions apply to the next stage.

    This is a multi-stage promotion. Once the primary promotion is complete, the winnings become the bonus amount for the second stage. The following terms and conditions apply to the second stage of the promotion.
    * Minimum deposit: €50.00
    * playthrough is 400x the winnings from primary promotion


    Playthrough is the amount that must be wagered (put at risk) before you may cashout.
    * Unless otherwise stated, 1 credit wagered in a game counts as 1 credit toward playthrough requirements. Play at the following games, and any variants, does not count towards playthrough requirements and winnings may be considered null and void: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, GameSet, Slot Progressive.
    * Bonus money is not withdrawable. The bonus will be deducted from your next withdrawal.
    * If your balance is less than the amount of the bonus you will not be able to withdraw.
    * 1x minimum cashout

    You may only cashout amounts greater than your deposit plus 1 times the bonus. For example, if you deposit €100 and receive a €100 bonus with a 1x cashout, you may cashout any amount greater than €200. Additional deposits, reversals, bonuses or comp point redemptions do not count towards this minimum cashout restriction.
    * A maximum cashout of 3 times the bonus applies.

    A maximum cashout applies. For example, if you receive a €10 bonus and the maximum cashout is 10x the bonus your maximum cashout is €100. Any balance remaining after your cashout will be removed from your account.
    * Any funds over the maximum cashable amount will be removed automatically on cashout.
    * The following games and any variants may have different table limits while this promotion is active: Roulette, Blackjack, Sicbo, RedDog, Baccarat, PaiGow, War, LetItRide, Videopoker, Craps, DoubleUp, CaribStud, GameSet, Slot Progressive

    Your table limits may change while this promotion is active.
    * No comp points are awarded for play during this promotion
    * Valid from 2010-08-13 00:00:00 to 2013-08-13 23:59:59. Promotion may be expired by casino at any time.
    * The casino's general terms and conditions apply.

    Current Promotion Status

    * Active
    * You have not met the wagering requirements for your current promotion. The time remaining is 7 hours and 43 minutes.

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    Totally insane. You would have to be brain dead to think this is a good offer. Which casino came up with this absurd bonus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jod5413 View Post
    Totally insane. You would have to be brain dead to think this is a good offer. Which casino came up with this absurd bonus?
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    Oh my god my eyes started crossing reading the terms. Simply impossible and complicated. Hope not too many get sucked into the black hole.

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    My pet peeve in the online gambling industry.

    More of this no deposit bullshit that requires you make a deposit to cash out.

    If something is free I don't really give a rat's ass what the WR are but free means FREE and no deposit means NO deposit. If you have to pay for something it's NOT free and if you have to deposit it's NOT "no" deposit.

    If a restaurant offers me a free spaghetti dinner and then tries to charge me $12.50 to use their plates and silverware it's NOT free. I'd say "FU - slap it on the table and I'll eat it with my hands" just for spite.

    I'm not asking anyone to give me anything. I don't care if you give away anything for free just stop lying. If you have no intention of giving something away then stop telling everyone you do. It an underhanded, dishonest way of trying to suck people into your casino with false advertising.

    If a casino needs my business so bad they'll lie to me to get it I have to ask what other deceptions are you using to get my money? In fact, instead of offering all these fake no deposit bonuses why don't you be truly honest and start emailing me no withdrawal bonuses? At least then even if I abhor your thievery I can still admire your honesty.
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    They should fire their promotion manager

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiny View Post
    My pet peeve in the online gambling industry.

    More of this no deposit bullshit that requires you make a deposit to cash out.

    If something is free I don't really give a rat's ass what the WR are but free means FREE and no deposit means NO deposit. If you have to pay for something it's NOT free and if you have to deposit it's NOT "no" deposit.

    If a restaurant offers me a free spaghetti dinner and then tries to charge me $12.50 to use their plates and silverware it's NOT free. I'd say "FU - slap it on the table and I'll eat it with my hands" just for spite.

    I'm not asking anyone to give me anything. I don't care if you give away anything for free just stop lying. If you have no intention of giving something away then stop telling everyone you do. It an underhanded, dishonest way of trying to suck people into your casino with false advertising.

    If a casino needs my business so bad they'll lie to me to get it I have to ask what other deceptions are you using to get my money? In fact, instead of offering all these fake no deposit bonuses why don't you be truly honest and start emailing me no withdrawal bonuses? At least then even if I abhor your thievery I can still admire your honesty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlotMonster View Post
    They should fire their promotion manager
    Lol . After having read the bonus terms of that 1000$ free play bonus , i did not even bother to play . So after 8 hours the bonus has been removed . Now i just logged in and saw a another 1000$ freeplay bonus . And The terms are almost exactly the same as the previous one . But this one you have to fullfill the 150X (150000) within 2 hours instead of 8 hours . I don't know if the promotion manager had even have math at school . How can you fullfill 150000$ within 2hours with slots bet limit reduced to max 3 ,75$ per bet .

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    THIS IS WHY I DO NOT EXCEPT BONUSES 2PLAY&I WILL EXPLAIN WHY

    look the bonuses is to reel you in, and you think oh ok free i will play that. the casino gets it and then some. i feel this way: if the games are good at that casino, then why would u need a bonus to make money?right. so any place offering FREE, nothing is free. i do not take bonuses on my player accounts, becuase if i win, then i dont have to worry about stipulations for a mere 25.00 bonus, and the higher the bonus the more you just cant win. so when i cashout i dont need to worry about if i owe them anything, they have to pay me. i won 4000.00 winning on video poker, i used zero bonus and got my full winings less 35.00 for wire it back into my debit visa. i tell wherever i open an acct that to put on my acct I do not want bonuses put on my acct Period.this way i owe nothing to them when i win,and like i said if there really good then, why do u need money to win...........just my opion..

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiny View Post
    My pet peeve in the online gambling industry.

    More of this no deposit bullshit that requires you make a deposit to cash out.

    If something is free I don't really give a rat's ass what the WR are but free means FREE and no deposit means NO deposit. If you have to pay for something it's NOT free and if you have to deposit it's NOT "no" deposit.

    If a restaurant offers me a free spaghetti dinner and then tries to charge me $12.50 to use their plates and silverware it's NOT free. I'd say "FU - slap it on the table and I'll eat it with my hands" just for spite.

    I'm not asking anyone to give me anything. I don't care if you give away anything for free just stop lying. If you have no intention of giving something away then stop telling everyone you do. It an underhanded, dishonest way of trying to suck people into your casino with false advertising.

    If a casino needs my business so bad they'll lie to me to get it I have to ask what other deceptions are you using to get my money? In fact, instead of offering all these fake no deposit bonuses why don't you be truly honest and start emailing me no withdrawal bonuses? At least then even if I abhor your thievery I can still admire your honesty.


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