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    Best (funniest) winning system I have EVER heard!

    I just saw this posted on another forum, and just had to share it with you.
    It's going to mean I smile all day long today - I hope you will too!

    I have a wining system that I allow others to play for free.
    You only pay once you are playing with casino's money and we share only the profits.

    You need too invest first the capital bank that you will carry to casino and play the games. Once your capital is doubled you take back your investment and play with casino's money. Now if you make profit, we share 40/60 profits.

    The games that you would play would be dictated by me and as per my system. I play the games in short sessions of 12 outcomes either Craps or Baccarat which are low house edge.

    You would record and play 12 outcomes and Email/Text the results to me. I then advise you for the next session for the 12 outcomes and you play them exactly like that. This is a proven system and it has never failed.

    Profits are 1 unit on each 3 outcomes played and you bet on average 8 times out of 12. Each hour you can make 8 units profit.

    If you are interested in this freebie, you can text me your email on
    my cell number +# #### #####

    In a way I am providing you a free service to manage your casino gambling but it makes money!

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    I reckon this bloke has got Crystal Balls!
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    This is utter genius KK! Straight from Grimm's fairytales.

    I reckon this bloke has got Crystal Balls!
    Crystal meths morelike!

    You need too invest first the capital bank that you will carry to casino and play the games. Once your capital is doubled you take back your investment and play with casino's money.
    Show me which bank allows me to double my investment and I will try that system instead!

    The amazing thing about it is, there will actually be 1 or 2 suckers desperate enough to give it a go.
    This is gambling KK..........but not as we know it.

    Mike

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    Totally Brass... Dude - BRASS.... LMAO!

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    Just curious but are there any cops here who could call the number and set this sucker up as its obviously a scam , i mean he did provide his cell number on a public forum so how smart could he possibly be, too easy lol

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    Well this one does not sound like Cyber,lol
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    Hiya. How dare this guy steal my system??????? hehehe

    and it has never failed.

    Hmmmm, sounds like a poster we all knew here a couple months ago called, "Ghost".
    "All I want, is to WIN my fair share, and maybe just a teeny bit more"

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    Its damn funny but sad also as some poor sucker will fall for it, theres always someone out there that will take the bait..........laurie
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    lmao.....what a "system."

    You play with your own money and then if you just happen to win on the games that he tells you to play, you get to actually *gasp* keep 40% of your profits???? hahahaha god I don't see anyone falling for this, but I guess there are some pretty gullible (I'm thinking of another word, but I'll keep it civil ) people out there.

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