Random Possible Silver Lining: Imagine if the kid won though. It could be
GG to school and "hello gambling"
Gambling's aiight and all - but I know when I was 16, if I'd discovered poker then instead of a few yrs later, I probably quit Grade 11 rather than Post-grad Law. Grade 11/12 kinda important, long-term....(and I'm certain I would have crashed and burned in spectacular fashion if I ditched high school for poker).
Any high-roller bonuses for new players, Enzo? My rent isn't due for over a week and it's borrowed money anyway, so it's not like it's even 'real' money, obviously.
In any case, if I lose it, it's not the end of the world. I can always borrow more. And if I can't, it's not like I'm out in the snow. I live in the tropics so sleeping outdoors is hella comfortable so long as I have a mosquito net, which I'm pretty sure I can steal or beg (or otherwise 'induce') off of a random mosquito net owner.
Have to be careful not to give you the wrong idea though. I don't have a gambling problem. I have a "losing" problem. I'm just really unlucky is all. As long as I don't lose 100% of my deposit, we're laughing. And I'm hella good at Video Poker and getting really good at Slots,
like REALLY good, so...although on a bit of a losing streak, I'm super due for a win - in fact, it's all but guaranteed that I'll win my next session (you know when you get that *feeling* and it's like a complete lock, I'm counting the profits already) - so I'll totally understand if you don't want to be the one casino I ever win at lifetime, so no offence will be taken if you pass on my request....
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