Slots explained and why they are for losers

[katodog]

"I have casinos that you can win here and there, and then after you have that 5-10K win, it's dead untill you lost 125% again, then suddenly as a miracle the casino starts living again, same cycle all over. Maby it isn't a pattern, but it sure looks like it since it's happening over and over again! And always you get that magical 95% payout - now blow me backwards sailer boy!"






Yes its called 3DICE

[katodog]

"I have casinos that you can win here and there, and then after you have that 5-10K win, it's dead untill you lost 125% again, then suddenly as a miracle the casino starts living again, same cycle all over. Maby it isn't a pattern, but it sure looks like it since it's happening over and over again! And always you get that magical 95% payout - now blow me backwards sailer boy!"






Yes its called 3DICE

The previous post I made was an error! I cannot delete or edit it. I cut and pasted the wrong information. The above post was an error,please disregard! The words in the quote are not mine!! I cut and pasted something by accident from someone elses previous post. If a mod can delete my post above this plesae do!! My apologies to the board and 3-dice for my stupid computer skills.

[tim5ny]

The previous post I made was an error! I cannot delete or edit it. I cut and pasted the wrong information. The above post was an error,please disregard! The words in the quote are not mine!! I cut and pasted something by accident from someone elses previous post. If a mod can delete my post above this plesae do!! My apologies to the board and 3-dice for my stupid computer skills.

lol!

[kimss]

The previous post I made was an error! I cannot delete or edit it. I cut and pasted the wrong information. The above post was an error,please disregard! The words in the quote are not mine!! I cut and pasted something by accident from someone elses previous post. If a mod can delete my post above this plesae do!! My apologies to the board and 3-dice for my stupid computer skills.

You obviously wanted to comment something, or did you first copy the text, click respond, paste it and commend and click submit - all in error?

Posts like this makes me love the forum even more, Have another coffee katodog, it wakes you up!

[NewOrleans]

well this was my first post I apologize for that racist remark ahahaha I am still laughing histericaly at that joke.I didn't expect 40+ replies in less than a day that is beyond amazing.

[tim5ny]

Lol!!!!!! Kato was panicking like a bastard after he/she saw her post and that was the funny part. I know you were just posting a quote from another person Kato...but it was still funny!

[Jasminebed]

New Orleans, welcome to the forum.

You will learn many things here.

And I agree that WizardofOdds is a great site, and I've used it myself many times to learn to play table games in land based casinos, including recently.

But I think you really dropped the ball by saying Slots are for Losers. Are you calling me a loser? Do lose money playing slots...of course I do. Did I really think that I'm going to make money...of course not. And I will not make it playing roulette, craps or blackjack either. And I concede that my odds are worse.

How do you think the slots are rigged? That there is a high house edge is not rigged. Not paying advertised paybacks in rigged.

Changing payout tables, video slot reels or otherwise is not rigged. Putting higher payback on some games than others, and switching these around to maintain an average is not rigged.

See that each individual player gets back exactly 95 percent payout WOULD be rigged. Each slot spin should be a random outcome.

And your chances are just the same on the machine that just paid the jackpot as the money pit that vacuumed $1000 bucks out of someone's pocket. There is an exception to the UK AWP fruit machines, and possibly with the online AWP's as well.

Sorry everyone jumped down your throat so much, I know you were just trying to help.

[Zoozie]

" And always you get that magical 95% payout - now blow me backwards sailer boy!"

Yes its called 3DICE

No.
It is call mathematics/statistics.

That you happen to up and down around this limit is not a mystery. It is simply called convergence. But the more spins you have behind you, you will also see the up and downs relatively smaller.

[NewOrleans]

Well I was smokin some good shit that day,ya you guys are all right and I am wrong about most of the stuff I said...Blackjack does have the same House edge as single zero roulette in some cases,8 deck blackjack with specific rules or jackpot blackjacks...or side bets but true that most blackjack is not near single zero roulette

Well 48 replies not bad keep em coming!

[aka23]

Blackjack does have the same House edge as single zero roulette in some cases,8 deck blackjack with specific rules or jackpot blackjacks(

What casino offers 8-deck blackjack with rules resulting in a ~2.7% house edge, like single-zero roulette (assuming no la partage)?