Your favourite trick/poll

[Rusty]

Things have been a little serious here in meister land lately and what with an outbreak of the POCs to contend with too I thought I would do a light hearted poll.
It's a mood thing.

If the rest of you slot players are anything like me you will try everything at times to change the pattern or to maintain a winning streak no matter how daft or how illogical.

Since I have no street cred to worry about I have listed a few tricks I have indulged in and some I have dreamed up and no doubt you will have some I have missed so please post those.

It is multiple choice so vote away and give those poor beleaguered reps a good laugh at our expense.

If we can't laugh at ourselves then we might as well all go Home.

 

[RobWin]

Rusty, did you forget to add the Poll ??

 

[chuchu59]

So this is your first trick. I dont see the multiple-choice poll.

 

[Rusty]

Hey give me chance
It is up now

 

[RobWin]

Good Poll Rusty...

 

[chuchu59]

I didnt tick the one 'cover the symbols......' because I dont do it for slots. I do it for table games like Baccarat.

 

[winbig]

Dude, my neighbors probably think I'm a )(*$@#$@ lunatic the way I shout at my monitor and computer. I'll have a picture of my once-one-piece-keyboard to put up here in a minute, and you can see I'm not lying.

 

[Fleur-De-Lis]

Way too funny, Rusty! Thank you for a brilliant post/poll

BTW, I voted 4. It is really exhaustive option... at times I think it is easier to run marathon than to concentrate one's willpower, closing eyes and willing for 5 wilds to come

P.S. Number 9 seems to work well, too

 

[Rusty]

A corner near my desktop looks like mouse heaven...or is that hell?
They are all dead that much is certain

 

[winbig]

Here you go.....a once good keyboard....I'm sure it still works, but the heck with it. It was bad luck!!!!! It's EVIL!!!!

Spoiler

I still haven't found a bunch of the keys, anyways...

This is what happens when keyboard meets knee, keyboard hits floor (repeatedly )

 

[RobWin]

Here you go.....a once good keyboard....I'm sure it still works, but the heck with it. It was bad luck!!!!! It's EVIL!!!!

Spoiler

I still haven't found a bunch of the keys, anyways...

This is what happens when keyboard meets knee, keyboard hits floor (repeatedly )

 

[Rusty]

Here you go.....a once good keyboard....I'm sure it still works, but the heck with it. It was bad luck!!!!! It's EVIL!!!!

Spoiler

I still haven't found a bunch of the keys, anyways...

This is what happens when keyboard meets knee, keyboard hits floor (repeatedly )

That actually made me laugh out loud for real, thanks Man :notworthy

 

[Rusty]

Hey the picture has disappeared?

 

[winbig]

No?

 

[babs7262]

LMAO Winbig!! That pic made me laugh out loud.

Rusty great thread! When I played Honey to the Bee, If i got the first big fat bee (of whom i called fathead outloud) I would try to close my until I heard the bell go off BUT...could never make it to the fifth reel, I always opened them by 4th reel

Do any of you make up your own names for slots? or How bout doing the Im gonna make a dep and play lil dance with your arms rotating? This is another pathetic thing I do......I clap when I get free spins rounds. Rich usually yells from the other room "you just get a bonus round?"

 

[Slotster!]

Nine out of ten!!!!!

 

[tim5ny]

I'll sign off the whole casino after a good hit sometimes.........but after so many experiences, I've decided that it doesn't mean ballsack! I've tried it all......sign off the slot............change the bet....... put woman's clothing on..it's all the same as far as the casino is concerned. They don't care! It's a computer honey! They don't have emotions.....

 

[suzecat]

OK, I read everyone's posts..........and I kinda think I understand what you're saying..........but I don't get what's wrong with the keyboard? Mine have always looked like that! Gives them character!

 

[mysticjoz]

6 out of 10 for me!! Not bad... considering! Another of my tricks is to hold down the spin button for a few seconds and then let go. (and of course my imagination is thinking that seems to work the best so far! )

Awesome poll/thread Rusty... and you are right, CM definately needs some "lighten up" material lately. Thank you! :notworthy

 

[Rusty]

I'll sign off the whole casino after a good hit sometimes.........but after so many experiences, I've decided that it doesn't mean ballsack! I've tried it all......sign off the slot............change the bet....... put woman's clothing on..it's all the same as far as the casino is concerned. They don't care! It's a computer honey! They don't have emotions.....

Who are you calling Honey, darling?
My computer has emotions and it talks to me.

"Dave...stop....will you...stop Dave...will you stop Dave...stop Dave...I'm afraid...stop...I'm afraid Dave"

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[winbig]

 

[KasinoKing]

I'll sign off the whole casino after a good hit sometimes.........but after so many experiences, I've decided that it doesn't mean ballsack! I've tried it all......sign off the slot............change the bet....... put woman's clothing on...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I work all night & I sleep all day...

 

[KasinoKing]

Who are you calling Honey, darling?
My computer has emotions and it talks to me.

"Dave...stop....will you...stop Dave...will you stop Dave...stop Dave...I'm afraid...stop...I'm afraid Dave"

What the HAL are you on about...?

 

[tim5ny]

Who are you calling Honey, darling?
My computer has emotions and it talks to me.

"Dave...stop....will you...stop Dave...will you stop Dave...stop Dave...I'm afraid...stop...I'm afraid Dave"

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lol! That is funny!

 

[catrina m]

I used to not know what autoplay was and I wore my poor little finger out ( and a few mouses) clicking as fast as I could, lol

ahhh, the memories

 

[tim5ny]

I used to not know what autoplay was and I wore my poor little finger out ( and a few mouses) clicking as fast as I could, lol

ahhh, the memories

The computer loves when you work for it! Keep on clicking! No auto-play!

 

[winbig]

I used to not know what autoplay was and I wore my poor little finger out ( and a few mouses) clicking as fast as I could, lol

ahhh, the memories

Don't forget that autoplay while on a bonus is deemed bonus abuse at some casinos

 

[Jasminebed]

I engage in some of these behaviours at B&M casinos. And I found I missed the autoplay button, especially at slots that were not a comfortable height.

Great poll, and I feel a little less odd now that I know I am not the only one cheering on the bonus rounds.

Regarding No's 1&2... do they work, haven't tried them yet.

 

[Rusty]

I engage in some of these behaviours at B&M casinos. And I found I missed the autoplay button, especially at slots that were not a comfortable height.

Great poll, and I feel a little less odd now that I know I am not the only one cheering on the bonus rounds.

Regarding No's 1&2... do they work, haven't tried them yet.

They all work and we are all millionaires

 

[Luigi810]

Close slot and reopen. NOPE, might miss a good hand: eek2:
Log out of Casino and straight back in. NOPE, can't stop, gotta play
Click the mouse button as fast as possible, NOPE, don't wanna break mouse in the middle of playing
Close eyes and use willpower while listening for win NOPE, I wanna see my win
Change lines or stake NOPE, gotta bet big to win big and must play all lines
Engage auto and stop before complete NOPE, don't trust casino to play for me
Swap hands to click mouse NOPE, wasting time to get to that big win
Cover some of the symbols or reels NOPE, gotta see my win
Threaten or encourage the slot aloud NOPE, husband might hear me
Punch monitor repeatedly and crush mouse underfoot NOPE, godforbid I break and can't play

 

[ksech]

I haven't tried the last two options, do they work? If so I may consider trying them out! This is way too funny. Good job with creating the lighthearted diversion!

 

[tim5ny]

I DO use some of these supersticious quirks! Good poll! I think alot of us do.

 

[chayton]

I see people do weird sh*t like this at B&M casinos too - once I sat next to this woman at a slot machine who would stroke the screen and do some mumbo-jumbo chant before every spin. She wasn't winning and whenever I'd hit anything decent she'd kinda give me the evil eye - she freaked me out a bit, like she was putting a curse on me or something. Actually....maybe that explains why I can't win anything lately....?

 

[Rusty]

I see people do weird sh*t like this at B&M casinos too - once I sat next to this woman at a slot machine who would stroke the screen and do some mumbo-jumbo chant before every spin. She wasn't winning and whenever I'd hit anything decent she'd kinda give me the evil eye - she freaked me out a bit, like she was putting a curse on me or something. Actually....maybe that explains why I can't win anything lately....?

And she turned you into a Green dragon!

I just remembered another One which was to leave on auto and check the stop on feature button then go and do whatever needed to be done.
Not so tricky but that way I always new I would start my next session with a feature at least

Judging by the answers so far it is a good job slots don't have ears.

 

[chayton]

And she turned you into a Green dragon!

you're such a clown....