Slot Rules!!!

[matrix1]

I found these info on slots rules really good. Thought of sharing it with you all.

You’re first step to play slots is to place your bet. Generally, you would bet one to five (some slot games accept up to ten) coins per play. The value of the coins you use depends on the machine. Typically each coin would be worth 5 cents, 25 cents, 50 cents, 1 dollar or 5 dollars. If you are a high roller it is also common to find machines where you can place higher bets. Therefore, if you were playing 3 coins on a 25-cent machine, your total bet would cost you 75 cents for one play.

Now that the bet has been made, you click the button that spins the wheel and wait for the outcome. What you win and how much you win depends on the position that the wheels stop. The pay table lists the type and amount of the payout for winning combinations. Pay tables differ for different games, so it is important to read and understand what your goal is before you play any particular machine. Some machines require players to match symbols diagonally to win or may require 5 matches instead of 3. All online slot games have a help button where you can find the answers to any queries or concerns that might arise during the playing of the game.

The progressive jackpot slot machine is a very popular online game. Jackpots on progressive games grow the more players’ play, until someone hits the winning combination. This lucky player gets the total of the pot at that particular time. Now the machine resets itself at a lower value and begins the process again. Typically you must be betting the maximum number of coins to win a progressive jackpot.

As is true with land based slot machines, online slot games payout percentages are determined by the casino operator. For example, the casino will set the machine and advertise that machine is set to payout at 97%. In other words, for every $100 played, on average, the machine will pay back $97. The remaining $3 is the casino’s personal profit.

[Simmo!]

And for my next trick, I will show my Grandmother how to suck eggs.

[GGW Laurie]

it had red written all over it

[dendrite]

The thought process behind some of these spammy posts could make good subject matter for a psychologist, lol

It does seem pathological...

[Simmo!]

What a lot of spammers do is to go in and do a post that isn't immediately flagged as spam - no links, or maybe unlinked keyword text. Then when the thread has died off the first page and out of everyone's mind, they sneak back in and edit in links. That's why many administrators set time-outs on the facility to EDIT posts.

Sneaky, but effective.

[dendrite]

Ah, cleverer than I thought, then...

[SlotsWizard]

I found these info on spams rules really good. Thought of sharing it with you all.

You’re first step to spamming is to create an article. Generally, it would be an uninformative (sometimes plagiarized) piece of crap. The value of the spamming depends on the clickthrough rate. Typically the click rate would be 0.05 percent, 0.25 percent, 0.50 percent, 1 percent or 5 percent. If you are a professional spammer it is also common to find forums where you can post multiple articles. Therefore, if you were spamming 3 articles on a 25-thread forum, your total clickthrough rate could be 0.75 percent for one forum.

Now that the spam has been posted, you wait for readers to click the link and see if they take the bait. What you earn and how much you earn depends on the disposition of the player. The commission table lists the type and amount of the payout for your referred players. Commission tables differ for different affiliate programs, so it is important to read and understand what your goal is before you spam any particular forum. Some forums require spammers to make several posts or may require a good reputation before allowing links. All online forums have a help button where you can find the answers to any queries or concerns that might arise during the spamming of the forum.

The jackpot is finding a very popular unmoderated online forum. Jackpot forums grow the more spammers’ spam, until someone hits the delete button. This lucky spammer gets the brunt of the hatred at that particular time. Now the forum resets itself at a higher security and begins the process again. Typically you must be spamming the maximum number of links to win the jackpot.

As is true with mail-based spam, online spam payout percentages are determined by the affiliate program. For example, the affiliate program will set the commission and advertise that program is set to payout at 25%. In other words, for every $100 lost, on average, the spammer will earn $25. The remaining $75 is the casino’s personal profit.

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[KasinoKing]

This guy has already tried to spread his spam at Winner Online & OCR, so as soon as I saw his name as being the OP I just KNEW Simmo would have been down on him like a ton of bricks!

Why, oh why do they bother...

@ SlotsWizard: Awesome post!