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    Wink You know you're addicted to slots when

    ...You have every payline memorized, whether it's 5,9,20,25+ lines.

    ...You can tell if a scatter is going to fall in place to trigger the free spins based on its location during the time it's scrolling by.

    ...You memorized what each symbol pays, whether it's 3,4, or 5oak.

    ...You know by the 2nd reel whether or not you're going to win, and wish the spin would hurry up and finish.
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    Transparency, as used in the humanities and in a social context more generally, implies openness, communication, and accountability. It is a metaphorical extension of the meaning a "transparent" object is one that can be seen through. ...

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    when you have (lets just say) $100 and you say to yourself "im just gonna play till $80 and stop for the night".......30 minutes later, your at $10

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    ...when you have nightmares plagued with haunting music and pay symbols laughing at you

    ...when you catch yourself humming the tunes at work or while fixing dinner

    ...when you see someone's face and notice how they resemble the "loaded" guy or thor or another of the characters

    ...when you bet real low for the purpose of getting maximum play time

    ...when you hold the mouse up in the air and pretend you're yanking a pull-arm when you click spin

    ...when you try and put your club card in the cd-rom

    ...when you put one of venetian's seat-savers down on your computer chair during bathroom breaks

    +++ like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to stay on my toes +++
    . . . +++ if you can read this, well done you +++ . . .
    +++ and don't call me shirley +++ ...R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen...

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    ... your Casinomeister screen name begins with "Slots"

    ... one of your friends says something that reminds you of a particular game and you start to say "Oh yeah, kind of like..." and have to stop yourself because you realize they wouldn't understand what you were about to say

    ... you make popcorn before clicking the "Start Free Spins" button

    ... you start analyzing them

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    Quote Originally Posted by happygobrokey View Post
    ...when you try and put your club card in the cd-rom

    ...when you put one of venetian's seat-savers down on your computer chair during bathroom breaks


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    Transparency, as used in the humanities and in a social context more generally, implies openness, communication, and accountability. It is a metaphorical extension of the meaning a "transparent" object is one that can be seen through. ...

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    Or when
    .... you write down the result of every single spin in excel, create graphs and try and find some sort of pattern in the randomness of slots!!

    .... or when you catch yourself huming the slot machine bonus round music

    .... or when you find yourself designing new slots on your free time.

    .... or when you plan to show pictures of your family in your image gallery but all that comes up are a bunch of slot screenshots!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlotsWizard View Post
    ... your Casinomeister screen name begins with "Slots"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlotsWizard View Post
    ... you make popcorn before clicking the "Start Free Spins" button

    ... you start analyzing them
    Why on earth would you want to analyse popcorn?!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Simmo! View Post
    Why on earth would you want to analyse popcorn?!?
    to make sure you're getting maximum popping efficiency, to hone the flavour enhancement you add to it, or to divine something out of the bowl, like tea leaves.
    +++ like a midget at a urinal, i was going to have to stay on my toes +++
    . . . +++ if you can read this, well done you +++ . . .
    +++ and don't call me shirley +++ ...R.I.P. Leslie Nielsen...

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    Wink

    ... or how about if your screens name says it all, like "allslots"
    ... or even if you have the word "slots" anywhere in your screen name!!

    Long live slots!! Preferably video or casual


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