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    Cant sit down

    because earlier at William Hill Casino this occured.......

    Game: Rags to Riches 20 line.
    Start:16:50:54 lasting for 0:08:57
    Start Game Balance: £100.00
    End Game Balance: £00.00
    Result: £-100.00
    No of Bets :93
    Total Bets: £186.00
    Result: £-100.00


    return of about 45% to player i reckon?

    and thats the reason i cant sit down ..........they werent gentle or slow ....they just bent me over and shafted me hard and fast ..........without any lubrication..............and my tight rusty bullet hole now resembles a tudor rose.

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    it takes two to tango.

    and there's a top and a bottom in every relation. playing at negative expectation, more often than not you take on the role of bottom.

    i finally experienced the sensation of being a top, oddly enough at william hill. my 25 deposit and 25 bonus became a cashout for GBP 501. holla!
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    and my tight rusty bullet hole now resembles a tudor rose.
    Uhm...YIKES !
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    Quote Originally Posted by silkprint View Post


    Uhm...YIKES !
    That is art

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    Quote Originally Posted by hobobiker View Post
    because earlier at William Hill Casino this occured.......

    Game: Rags to Riches 20 line.
    Start:16:50:54 lasting for 0:08:57
    Start Game Balance: £100.00
    End Game Balance: £00.00
    Result: £-100.00
    No of Bets :93
    Total Bets: £186.00
    Result: £-100.00


    return of about 45% to player i reckon?

    and thats the reason i cant sit down ..........they werent gentle or slow ....they just bent me over and shafted me hard and fast ..........without any lubrication..............and my tight rusty bullet hole now resembles a tudor rose.
    Get out the game, bra if it shafts you like that,

    I can show you how to come bucks up, and so can kk, but you just seem to want to lose. Boohoo.

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    on this occasion

    Quote Originally Posted by lojo View Post
    Get out the game bra if it shafts you like that, you just seem to want to lose. Boohoo.
    I did have my game bra on at the time but i think it just got them more excited.????????
    and yes i do want to lose , ive been sussed out again .....You know i think i was born to lose.......and gambling's for fools, But that's the way I like it baby,I don't wanna live for ever,And don't forget the joker!
    yeah i blame that bastard Lemmy for my life of gambling, drinking, substance abuse, and attempts at womanising.

    Boohoo ...no .not really, as lemmy once said "You win some, lose some, all the same to me"

    and for any of ya all concerned folks out there ...Willliam Hill did not literally come to my house and bum me up the arse..... i was just sort of expressing my feelings in a kinda rhetorical way.. ok.....cos i dont want any of you people thinking im some sort of Cadburys canal boat cruiser...( or hershey pilot ) ..huh sweetcorn polisher ....no no ..no
    not me.... hell no... im Hetro all the way dudes..yeah ...........but there was one time i was on a scout trip with the young christian future priests assoc. and and i had this weird dream in my tent (the one i was sharing with Fr. Pedro Phile) anyhow wot happened in this dream .was that i was eating a youghurt and it tasted like ....err sort of warm fish .. .................................................. .........................oh shit its bed time gotta go now ...bye.

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    hobo you are completely mad

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    hb you need to go on lojo's weekend zen retreat. teach a deeper meaning of life. for an extra 5 bills they include a colon cleansing. expelling an eight-foot rope of tar that resembles licorice is not the worst of it, it's living off fruit and water for the two weeks before. but i suppose your anus has been through enough lately eh
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    Quote Originally Posted by hobobiker View Post
    You know i think i was born to lose.......and gambling's for fools, But that's the way I like it baby,I don't wanna live for ever,And don't forget the joker!
    Ahhhh - Motorhead & Ace of Spades!
    That brings back memories. My sister gave me the album for my birthday, not realising that thrash was not my thing and some Maiden, Purple or Rainbow would have been more appreciated...

    Anyways back on topic, I have to arse you why you were playing that high-stakes progressass game? These type of slots are vigh-variarse by their very nature & can be tight bummers.
    But if you hit a biggie you would be running up the garden path giving everyone a ring!

    I hope you get some better luck soon - before you hit rock's bottom...

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    Quote Originally Posted by KasinoKing View Post
    Ahhhh - Motorhead & Ace of Spades!
    That brings back memories. My sister gave me the album for my birthday, not realising that thrash was not my thing and some Maiden, Purple or Rainbow would have been more appreciated...

    I hope you get some better luck soon - before you hit rock's bottom...

    KK
    tssk .......they rocked back in 1982/84 .........as for Maiden ...nah just too contrived and focused on cashin in on the NWBHM.
    Deep purple.....well that amount of big hair and Ego on one stage together was always doomed.
    Rainbow ......mmm just a band for Richie Blackmoor to musically masturbate his big guitars on stage ....( went to hamm odeon to see em once and that twat and his double dildo necked guitar subjected the crowd to a 30minute solo of complete shite......( solos were all the rage then) after 25 mins the crowd including myself tried to shut him up by throwing bottles of beer at him ....one landed near him ...so he went off stage in a huff ...thank god.

    ahhh them were the days .......flares....embroided denim jackets....pautchouli oil ..........that left an everlasting smell on everthing .....bullet belts and studded belts that ripped huge holes in yer mates mums new sofa. having to learn sign language or lip read for a month after getting stuck next to a speaker at a Moterhead concert .........randomly beating up students and new romantics on the night bus home......getting beat up by blokes in white socks ,chinos and slip on shoes.....on the night bus home.......beer 45p a pint ..been able to give the police the v's and ourun em cos your motorbike was much much quicker than their Ford Anglia or Mini 1000 ( it all went wrong when they got the Capri 3litre and stopped painting them pale blue.)

    wouldent swap it for anythin.

    and as for rock bottom ............i hoping to one day better myself and rise up a notch or two to the status of rock bottom. always in the gutter ........ever since i sat on my first motorcickle.

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