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I don't know if it's just me - but what is it with casino promotional literature?
Don't get me wrong, I know they are very experienced at reaching into the psyche of their prospective customers, but I think it's a bit naughty the way they craftily try and exploit the triggers of the compulsive gambler. Now I'm not talking Jackpot Factory here, but here's an example of one I received this morning (from a reputable, good brand/software site):
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We have seen many legends adorn the game rooms of our illustrious Casino and although many of these players have been heralded as the titans they are, some have accomplished much unnoticed.
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"Legends adorn the game rooms of our illustrious casino" What!?!?? To suggest that randomnly winning some money is an act of skill and 'accomplishment' is more than a bit wrong... They actually mean "Some people have installed our software, deposited money and clicked 'spin'.
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That is why each day of June blahblahblah.com is rewarding our most talented player with 100 cash AND etc...
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"Most talented"?!?!? Again, can some people click the left mouse button in a much more special way than others?
It continues...
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Entrance into this daily tournament is as easy as rolling a dice - simply wager (turnover) at least 100 with a minimum of 20 bets on ANY of our Casino games (slots, Table Classics, Instant Win, etc) and if you finish the day with the best payout ratio you will be granted the 100 prize.
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Ah right, so what you actually have to do - is just put some money in and use your skill, precision, judgement and accuracy to achieve the best payout ratio. In fact, it's as easy as rolling a dice, another activity that depends on the skill and ingenuity of the gifted.
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So, wait not any more and log in at our Games Room for your chance to crush those lesser players and earn your rightful reward!
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Compulsive Gambler = Assume superior gambling experience and 'skill' over their peers... "Your rightful reward"
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
Still, like I say, they know their businesses inside out - so I guess they're just doing what pays!
Excluding tourist type spots like Vegas etc, I genuinely wonder how much of the casino business would survive without the addict/compulsive; online businesses even more so.
A member of staff from a reasonably well known online casino pretty much admitted to me that, without the 'chasers' - it would be game over.
Frightening.
Don't get me wrong, I know they are very experienced at reaching into the psyche of their prospective customers, but I think it's a bit naughty the way they craftily try and exploit the triggers of the compulsive gambler. Now I'm not talking Jackpot Factory here, but here's an example of one I received this morning (from a reputable, good brand/software site):
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We have seen many legends adorn the game rooms of our illustrious Casino and although many of these players have been heralded as the titans they are, some have accomplished much unnoticed.
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"Legends adorn the game rooms of our illustrious casino" What!?!?? To suggest that randomnly winning some money is an act of skill and 'accomplishment' is more than a bit wrong... They actually mean "Some people have installed our software, deposited money and clicked 'spin'.
====
That is why each day of June blahblahblah.com is rewarding our most talented player with 100 cash AND etc...
====
"Most talented"?!?!? Again, can some people click the left mouse button in a much more special way than others?
It continues...
====
Entrance into this daily tournament is as easy as rolling a dice - simply wager (turnover) at least 100 with a minimum of 20 bets on ANY of our Casino games (slots, Table Classics, Instant Win, etc) and if you finish the day with the best payout ratio you will be granted the 100 prize.
====
Ah right, so what you actually have to do - is just put some money in and use your skill, precision, judgement and accuracy to achieve the best payout ratio. In fact, it's as easy as rolling a dice, another activity that depends on the skill and ingenuity of the gifted.
====
So, wait not any more and log in at our Games Room for your chance to crush those lesser players and earn your rightful reward!
====
Compulsive Gambler = Assume superior gambling experience and 'skill' over their peers... "Your rightful reward"
Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.
Still, like I say, they know their businesses inside out - so I guess they're just doing what pays!
Excluding tourist type spots like Vegas etc, I genuinely wonder how much of the casino business would survive without the addict/compulsive; online businesses even more so.
A member of staff from a reasonably well known online casino pretty much admitted to me that, without the 'chasers' - it would be game over.
Frightening.



Muppets aren't stupid...but they clearly give off that impression!

