the hype pipe

**mikepipe** · 18th May 2007, 02:57 AM

I got this wonderful mail from hype:
I have deposited there 4 or 5 times - less than 1k in total) and have not played for more than half a year.

How stupid do those folks expect me to be? Hmmm .?!?

How many forum members got this crap too?

As one of our most valued players we have upgraded you to� PLATINUM!

Here are your special privileges!

GUARANTEED WINNERS REWARDS

If you do not WIN we will give you Money Back!

You are now automatically enrolled in our Guaranteed Winners �program, here is how it works.

-� Each week we will check to see if you have won!
-� If you haven't won we will give you back 20% of any cash losses!!
- The Winners Rewards will be deposited into your account every Monday!

WELCOME TO PLATINUM 100% BONUS
As a special Welcome to Platinum you may claim 100% on any deposit.
(Valid until Sunday Midnight)

Simply contact Customer Support after you have made a deposit and you will be given a bonus to match your Deposit immediately!!!

Your Casino ID is :� Hypyyyyyy

We thank you for playing at our Casino!!

Yours Sincerely

Casino Management
Hype

**Rusty** · 18th May 2007, 03:17 AM

How does 20% cashback of your losses guarantee you being a winner?
Perhaps you should ask them

**mikepipe** · 18th May 2007, 03:28 AM

Yes, I really should. But i am too sure to getting no answer.

**Rettahs** · 18th May 2007, 03:36 AM

Perhaps this is their attempt to make up for their past serious screwups these last few months. I can think of a few slogans that will work for them now.

"We can't pay our winners so we reward the losers"

"Casino credit for your losing sessions, it's instant and besides do you really want to wait months to get paid if you win?"

"Hype, loser's are our happiest customers"

Dang, I should go into marketing :-). (Oh, I know I said I wouldn't bash Hype anymore when they paid me, but this was too hard to resist)

**tim5ny** · 18th May 2007, 03:42 AM

Upgraded to Platinum! Sweet!

Platinum wedding anniversary means married 70 years............ hmm!

I think this means that if you win you'll be paid before you hit 70.

**Rettahs** · 18th May 2007, 03:44 AM

From the looks of Mike's avatar he is well beyond 70 already

**mikepipe** · 18th May 2007, 03:51 AM

jap, beyond time already

**darkpixie** · 18th May 2007, 06:50 AM

Ha, one upped yah! I got a similar email, upgraded to GOLD I was, must be because they are still 'borrowing' $1500 from me without paying any interest.

**jetset** · 18th May 2007, 07:17 AM

Guys - be really careful around this outfit.

There are all sorts of nasty things going on in the background here and if you use these offers there's a good chance you (and your money!) may get stuck in the middle of it. You don't need the hassle.

**Pinababy69** · 18th May 2007, 07:24 AM

That's a catchy phrase there Mike...the Hype Pipe!! I like it. Anytime someone posts something beyond belief...we can ask them if they've been smoking the Hype Pipe.

Good advice Jetset. Everyone should stay well clear of this outfit. And Pixie, if you ever get your money, let us know.