King Cashalot - B*ll*cks!

[Simmo!]

So i log onto 32Red and think "hmmmm...shall i go jackpot hunting?" I decide - "yes, but let's go for Millionaires Club".

So 3 unsuccesful hours and $100 at Inter later, I'm chatting to my affiliate contact at 32Red. He goes - "hey guess what, one of our players won the King Cashalot jackpot 2 hours ago - over £1 million squids we think!"

Well that answers one fundamental question I guess: I'm not destined to be rich

Bollocks.

[Zoozie]

Welcome to the club of gamblers that have been mentally broken by King Cashalot. I have never fully recovered from a spin just 1 symbol short of 1.6M$.

Zoozie

[Slotster!]

Ouch Simmo... Great news for someone though - and for 32RED... At least they weren't an affiliate player of yours Simmo... Pretty much wipe out any revenues till around 2036

[KasinoKing]

So 3 unsuccessful hours and $100 at Inter later...

3 hours on just $100??? What's your secret?

Well that answers one fundamental question I guess: I'm not destined to be rich

Now that's Bollox! We all know your already mega rich!

Ouch Simmo... Great news for someone though - and for 32RED... At least they weren't an affiliate player of yours Simmo... Pretty much wipe out any revenues till around 2036

How do know it wasn't one of his players?
Anyway, negatives don't carry over past the end of the month - thank goodness!

[Slotster!]

How do know it wasn't one of his players?
Anyway, negatives don't carry over past the end of the month - thank goodness!

Good Point... Simmo - demand your 25% cut!!

[babs7262]

Awww Simmo

Your time will come!!! I just know someone in here will hit the huge one some day. Im still waiting for a measly random win at the rtg...lol, that's pretty pathetic hoping to win $2K

[Simmo!]

3 hours on just $100??? What's your secret?

5 aeroplanes for $500

[REOdeathwagon]

Well that answers one fundamental question I guess: I'm not destined to be rich

I have never fully recovered from a spin just 1 symbol short of 1.6M$.

Aaah, you folks would probably just blow it all gambling.

Wait...that sounds fun...blowing it all gambling.