1,000 Posts! My work on Earth is finished!

[paul1]

That's right folks! 1000 posts, and most of them trash. To celebrate this monumental event, I'll be in Vegas for a book-signing at the Mirage later on in the month.

I'm sorry Tim. Per our Terms and Conditions, some of your posts were done in excluded threads and do not count towards the posting requirements. Your original post will be returned to you, and your account locked.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

[kimss]

Your original post will be returned to you, and your account locked.

Haha Paul1! Good one!

[rowmare]

LMAO!! Thanks for the laughs, tim5ny and Paul1!

[Mousey]

FOFLMAO!!

You guys are cracking me up....

[Let_It_Ride]

I'm sorry Tim. Per our Terms and Conditions, some of your posts were done in excluded threads and do not count towards the posting requirements. Your original post will be returned to you, and your account locked.

We apologize for the inconvenience.

the other T&C, in order to benefit from your 1000 posts you are still required to meet our WR, which are x5 according to our records you still need to post 4956 posts.

also please do not forget to send us your left thumb to prove you are who you say you are, please note it has to be the original as we do not take copies.

[tim5ny]

Congratulations Timmy - here's to the next 1000....

Thanks KK and everyone! It's nice to be a part of such a great crowd. I had to execute several stealthy reconisense missions behind enemy lines to study Simmo!'s tactics to make sure I could slide #1000 in unawares. In spite of his advanced training in the elite forces sector of the British regime, I knew I could eventually spot his weakness. Too bad I didn't read the fine print in Meister's T&C's ! Now I must continue posting at an incredible rate to meet the WR. Good luck!

[spearmaster]

After you meet the PR, make sure to submit a copy of your ID and a utility bill in German.

[managra]

Paul1, great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh!

After you meet the PR, make sure to submit a copy of your ID and a utility bill in German.

This just makes me wonder. Let's say a player in China gets a request from a casino in Belize to submit ID doc before processing his payment. He sends a copy of his utility bill, which is in Chinese, of course. How does the casino know it's his utility bill and not something made up in Photoshop and instead of it is listing the utility consumption of the last two months it says "you fat casino pigs, go f... yourselves"?

[spearmaster]

Paul1, great sense of humor. Thanks for the laugh!

This just makes me wonder. Let's say a player in China gets a request from a casino in Belize to submit ID doc before processing his payment. He sends a copy of his utility bill, which is in Chinese, of course. How does the casino know it's his utility bill and not something made up in Photoshop and instead of it is listing the utility consumption of the last two months it says "you fat casino pigs, go f... yourselves"?

Funny you should mention that... this is of course entirely possible, though I doubt they would mark up something like that...

We just had elections in Thailand. The opposition boycotted the elections, so the basic campaign was to ask people to mark the "no vote" box on their ballots to protest.

A good percentage - probably 42% - of ballots came back marked "no vote".

An amazing number of ballots were also spoiled - and thus could not be counted.

The reason why these ballots were spoiled?

People wrote all sorts of nasty things that your mother would wash your mouth with soap for. All of these were by people who knew fully well that they would be spoiling their ballot, but they figured that this opportunity to vent their anger against the prime minister was worth more than marking the "no vote" box!

Counting all the spoiled ballots and the "no vote" ballots - they totalled 50.1%...

Anyhow, that's kind of off topic - other than the fact that people DO strange things sometimes... so your scenario is entirely plausible LOL.

Anyhow - back on topic - since Meister is in Germany, it only stands to reason that Tim be required to prove his identity in German He should consider himself lucky that he wasn't required to wear lederhosen while writing each and every one of his posts...

[KasinoKing]

Counting all the spoiled ballots and the "no vote" ballots - they totaled 50.1%...

Bloody hell! That means the 'Don't Knows' are now ruling Thailand!!