unicorn40
Dormant account
- Joined
- Mar 14, 2003
- Location
- Ontario, Canada....
Two old men decided they were getting close to their last days and decided to have a lost night out on the town. After a few drinks they ended up at the local brothel.
The Madam took one look at the two old geezers and whispered to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager did what he was told and the two old men went upstairs and took care of their business.
As they walked home the first man said, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?", said his friend, "Why do you say that?"
"Well she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."
"A witch?" "Why would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite. Then, she farted and flew out the window and took my teeth with her!!"
The Madam took one look at the two old geezers and whispered to her manager, "Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager did what he was told and the two old men went upstairs and took care of their business.
As they walked home the first man said, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead?", said his friend, "Why do you say that?"
"Well she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "Could be worse, I think mine was a witch."
"A witch?" "Why would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite. Then, she farted and flew out the window and took my teeth with her!!"
