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Old 8th March 2007, 02:34 PM
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Smile The average person gets 7 correct Take the test

The average person gets 7 correct.

This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be
more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have known about
all our lives. How many can you get right? These little simple questions
are harder than you think-- it just shows you how little we pay attention
to the common place things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No getting
out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or computer!

Can you beat 12?? (The average is 7) Write down your answers as you go.
Check answers (on the bottom), AFTER completing all the questions.


REMEMBER -

NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or
anything on your desk...


LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU RE ALLY ARE .


Here we go!


1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?

2. How many states are there in the USA ? (Don't laugh, some people don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell 's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
(Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?

13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?

14. Which way do fans rotate?

15 How many sides does a stop sign have?

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?

17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?

21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening
between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?

24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?


ANSWERS

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
BOTTOM

2. How many states are there in the USA ? (Don't laugh, some people don't know) 50

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
RIGHT

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell 's soup
label? BLUE , RED , WHITE, YELLOW, BLACK &GOLD

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
1, 0

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
RIGHT

7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 20

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? RED

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 88

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
CLOCKWISE (NORTH OF THE EQUATOR)

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
TOWARDS BOTTOM RIGHT

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? 12 (no #1)

13 On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? LEFT

14. Which way do fans rotate? CLOCKWISE AS YOU LOOK AT IT

15 How many sides does a stop sign have? 8

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
LEFT

17 How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 5

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 6

19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
BASHFUL

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package? 8

21 On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? ACE OF SPADES

22 On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats? LEFT

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?

* , #

24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 3

25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? COUNTER
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I got 15 right! I missed the # of states-I said 51. Missed the soup label by 1 color. I thought the joker had the emblem on it. That was great fun! Post more of these if you have them. Thanks
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Got 17...blew it on # 4, 9, 12, 15, 17,19, 23, 25 That was fun , Let's have somemore!!!
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No cheating & I'm not American (so some questions I had to wild-guess!):-

I got 16 right.

The only one I couldn't answer at all was those blinking dwarfs!

Great post Bingo - thanks!

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I got 19 but at the time I was not thinking I think.

I got 19 but at the time I was not thinking I think.
After working nights & you come home you can't think right
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***Just woke up sitting here in my "I'm Grumpy... which dwarf are you?" jammies and without having my first coffee of the day.... the results are in***

BRAIN FARTED on the missing Dwarf so marked it as wrong. GUESSED on the flag and the statue of liberty and got them both wrong. CHEATED on the Fan Spin as I looked up at mine and still got it WRONG I went with 52 for the States, Joker for the Logo even though the Ace of Spades flashed in my head. Crossed out blue and threw in Orange for the soup. Had 50 matches in a pack, Had 12 channels but changed it to 32. As for the stop sign.... I obviously haven't stopped long enough to count and thought 6.

Got 13 correct.

Finally.... proof that I really can retain a little more than water!
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I have never met anyone that got this one right!!!

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4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell 's soup label?
I got 15 right (and I have probably taken it 10 times in my life...lol)
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I got 16 right also! How cool - Good one bingo Thanks for the entertainment

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Well, I got twenty right. I missed the soup can, the no smoking sign, the woman's buttons, drain, and somehow missed reading the pencil question, but I would have guessed 8 and missed it anyway

US flag was a guess.

I'm a little ashamed of the buttons, but I'm pretty proud of myself. That was a fun quiz.
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