World Book of Record's Panel to Consider "Biggest Load of B.S. from Online Casino"

[bernynhel]

Originally Posted by lojo

That link sent me to 2004... I'm back now. http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...tml#post192458 shows one version, the real one in 5 scat 5 wild thread, couldn't find your other one as easily

sorry lojo, it takes me there n I don't know what else to do

[lojo]

If you go into your userCP you'll see 'manage attachments' and every pic you ever posted is prolly still there... click on the right one, then copy and paste the url... should do it

[bernynhel]

Originally Posted by fcat

Interesting reading burn in hell, at least you WILL get paid. I think casino action is one of the best groups out there. Congratulations on your win.

I agree - could be much much worse BUT it could be better too. And I only posted, with a very non-accusatary title, if I might say so myself, after a month of total B.S. I am still more than a little surprised at this experience from an accredited casino after winning so quickly (read: dumb luck) followed by the casino's win confirmation. Of course I waived the bonus so what else are they gonna say?

It was a lot of work putting all of this together and, I assure anyone reading this, I'd have been happy beyond happiness to have never had this "opportunity". I hope that this may encourage all casinos to do a little more research in finding smoother payout solutions to US customers instead of just saying "F*** it! It's not our fault your chicken-s**t congress passed those laws!" when they cite their seamless deposit methods out of the other side of the very same necks! I know it's a "hassle" but so was scouring the gloobe and all the trial and effort and the bozos they had to wade through to settle on the vast menu of credible deposit methods now offered by most online casinos. So, f**k it!

[bernynhel]

Originally Posted by lojo

If you go into your userCP you'll see 'manage attachments' and every pic you ever posted is prolly still there... click on the right one, then copy and paste the url... should do it

Exactly how I got the link there in the first place, and, after seeing the problem you were having, the second place too! I tried it again and I get my orig post/screenshot. What am I doing wrong? Why cant I click it and go to the wrong place where it sent you? Imma start posting s**t now if I dont get some f**kin' answers! **** ** dammit!

[lojo]

I don't know Berny, maybe try to !@#%@#$@#$^34 the **&*** with a !@#$!@#$# and if it doesn't show up, just !@#$%!@#$%^!!!! That's about all I can think of

[BingoT]

Originally Posted by lauriejim

whew what a read!! im off to clean my reading glasses and take b.c powder, i agree with lizz youll get your money

Originally Posted by fcat

Interesting reading burn in hell, at least you WILL get paid. I think casino action is one of the best groups out there. Congratulations on your win.

Originally Posted by oldtrvlagt

I just hope you have fun with it,buy something,etc. That was WAAAYY too much work

I can't say it any better than that.
Today after reading this my back is feeling great now after sitting up straight after all this.
Good for you.

[bernynhel]

Originally Posted by lojo

I don't know Berny, maybe try to !@#%@#$@#$^34 the **&*** with a !@#$!@#$# and if it doesn't show up, just !@#$%!@#$%^!!!! That's about all I can think of

Me and you speak the same language! Here's a fresh paste up of that link copied from where I went after clicking the same link that landed you in the Twilight Zone:

http://www.casinomeister.com/forums/...tml#post188944

But nevermind....this better?

[lojo]

So, you were playing 'coins' instead of credits... so that's 45,560 twenty-five cent pieces or a lousy $11,390? pwhaaa Damn fine spin.... I'll join you in the hall of fame someday, then we can both bernynhal!

[bernynhel]

Originally Posted by oldtrvlagt

I just hope you have fun with it,buy something,etc. That was WAAAYY too much work

A year ago I gave my car to my niece who has a toddler and, at the time, only a sketchy junker for transpo. I have a nice bicycle, (yes, just like in The 40 Year Old Virgin so go ahead and LAUGH!) attached these really neat-o collapsible metal wire baskets where panniers would normally go - holds way over 2 large bags of groceries, 12 paks of soda, huge boxes of kitty litter, dead car batteries, etc - and wisely chose to invest the money I could've easily squandered on replacing the car in illicit drugs and online gaming! OK, it might be considered a stretch calling drugs an investment when they are only consumed by me but that they were consumed for the purpose of online gaming enhancement makes it a legitimate business expense (that's the ticket!) and fully deductible under schedule C! And, yes, I list my occupation as "gambler" OK? (stop that laughing!) I'm buying a nice used car today, thank-you!, which is really only a coincidence but now I have about $5k extra that I can spend on rims! Drugs, too!

[bernynhel]

Originally Posted by lojo

So, you were playing 'coins' instead of credits... so that's 45,560 twenty-five cent pieces or a lousy $11,390? pwhaaa Damn fine spin.... I'll join you in the hall of fame someday, then we can both bernynhal!

Could you imagine a five scatter win? (sorry, no happy faces PEEING themselves!) My earliest big wins were at the infamous Golden Palace Casino and its sister site, Grand Online Casino, of all places. Playing Jacks or Better I hit two royal flushes at the former within 15 minutes in the same session! The first with five $5 "coins" bet for $4k, followed buy one with (what else?) five $25 "coins" bet! (I think or is $10 their highest? I'm in LA so can't access and jones BAD for Playtech! Practically dope-sick about it!)- a total of (I think) $32k? The very next week I hit the royal flush playing J or B at the latter with the "Big Bet" in. Had $4k/week (their pay-out cap) wire transfered to my bank from each casino for a couple of months. (tip - DON'T DO THAT!) Here's another tip, FYI - two of the royals, one at each site, were dealt as 9h 10h Jh Qh Kh which, obviously, meant I had to break up a pat straight flush to royal. You think you could do it too, huh? OK, lol! It's a lot easier if you don't make the first mistake of calling yer ol' lady over from the living room to see the deal while you're trying to decide what to do and having her start screaming at the top of her lungs, "What the F*** 's the matter with you, ***HOLE??? Are you F***in' NUTS???" after making the second mistake of sharing your decision with her, believe me! Sure, I was a genius - AFTER! The third was dealt as a pat royal - not nearly the same thrill factor but still merited a "wahoo" which I'm sure that four or five hundred of my very closest neighbors had the joy of sharing with me. Needless to say, the second time I was presented a K hi heart flush, my only worry was discarding the wrong card by mistake. That's it. My entire repertoire of "aces" while online in about 5 years and 3,498,386,124 hours, 11 minutes. Like that first hit of crack. Cept at CA I got a second "first" hit!