Jackpot Factory's Inspirational Stories

[HCM]

Welcome to Casinomeister, mikeys!

I am trying to get in contact with them again - it is simply amazing that they have yet to resolve this issue.

Thanks Spearmaster....have left a message with ecogra myself....hopefully they will get back to me...stuff like this just doesn't help the improving image of the industry...hope it gets resolved soon....

...and like the idea of a donation....they should give a handy some to a problem gambling charity and make a serious and grovelling apology!!!

[caruso]

I found these inspirational tales were still up, and eCogra will be back to work soon after the holidays.

The bank holiday was just Monday. Yesterday was a normal working day for eCOGRA. Today is a normal working day. Nothing has happened. The pages are all there. The casino spokesman said he was "having them removed" there and then fully 24 hours ago. Nothing has changed.

[spearmaster]

While I'm sure both Jackpot Factory and eCOGRA are aware of the situation, I would definitely encourage all of you who are not happy to contact them and register your protest. Sometimes it takes a little more obvious heat from various sources to get something taken care of.

[Alexandre]

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I am just so serene now with free slots
These days even my mother hardly recognizes me. I am just so serene. I feel calm. I feel relaxed. I sense the power of a higher being to take care of me. The responsibility of life is still there, but the stress is gone. All thanks indirectly to free slots and directly to meditating. I would recommend the combination of free slots to any modern 21st century working person. Check them out and see if they can help you too.

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I'm a SEO for 6 years now.
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But the worst thing is that they've totally forgotten that those stories could be read by humans.
Finally, what they've done is clearly penalized by Google as it's blackhat SEO.
That means that if only one of the member of this forum fills a spamreport, their website could be blacklisted very fast which means totaly disapear from Google.
Cheap marketing, loosy techniques, ect...why do I have the feeling that I definitely can't trust casino operators ?

[soflat]

So now they want people searching for help with Hyper Activity Disorder to find their casino? Like the depressed, unemployed, and debt-ridden people weren't enough?

[HCM]

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Here is what Allslots marketing team thought was their Google Graal...before it turns in something which sounds more like their own epitaph:

The Freeslot Sitemap:
http://www.allslots.com/free-slots-site-map.php

Waaaouww, we have a real masterpiece.
Let's have a look at the weirdest ones:

Meditation and Free slots (this could be the founder text of a new religious mouvement called the Slotology):
http://www.allslots.com/meditation-and-free-slots.php



This is really very weird. The guy who wrote that was definitely under drugs.


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Culinary Slots:
http://www.allslots.com/slots-culinary.php
Can't just quote everything they've wrote but you should read this one too.

How to play slots machines for free:
http://www.allslots.com/how-to-play-...s-for-free.php
Don't miss this piece of BS.

Free slots permanent job:
http://www.allslots.com/free-slots-g...manent-job.php

The list is almost endless.
What's crazy in this story is that it's obvious that they've done that thinking is was good for their search engine rankings.
I'm a SEO for 6 years now.
First of all, what they've done is not good at all for their rankings.
But the worst thing is that they've totally forgotten that those stories could be read by humans.
Finally, what they've done is clearly penalized by Google as it's blackhat SEO.
That means that if only one of the member of this forum fills a spamreport, their website could be blacklisted very fast which means totaly disapear from Google.
Cheap marketing, loosy techniques, ect...why do I have the feeling that I definitely can't trust casino operators ?

Well fantastic...they're now claiming that their slots can cure ADHD...well at last a true medical breakthrough. Sorry but must laugh at this as an old ADHD sufferer and someone who has spent many years working with ADHD sufferers who are particularly prone to gambling addiction this one really reaches new unethical heights....the sooner their blacklisted the better!!

[Zoozie]

At least the SEO 'artist' behind all these page seems to have some humour!!!
Are these pages supposed to be read by humans, or are they just hidden links a robot will follow?

I think BMW once did something simular (right?) and was actually banned by Google. Unfortunately Google lifted the ban after some weeks, but I am sure
some BMW managers had to change their underpants when it happened.

Zoozie

[Simmo!]

At least the SEO 'artist' behind all these page seems to have some humour!!!
Are these pages supposed to be read by humans, or are they just hidden links a robot will follow?

I think BMW once did something simular (right?) and was actually banned by Google. Unfortunately Google lifted the ban after some weeks, but I am sure
some BMW managers had to change their underpants when it happened.

Zoozie

The BMW case was different. It was the German site and they put up hidden redirect pages - ie: it detected a search engine "bot" and gave it different, arguably more relevant stuff to read while users were redirected to the homepage.

[Alexandre]

The BMW case was different. It was the German site and they put up hidden redirect pages - ie: it detected a search engine "bot" and gave it different, arguably more relevant stuff to read while users were redirected to the homepage.

I was the NetBooster's salesman who signed the original BMW contract in France and after that we made a "more work" with the german filliale.
As Simmo explained it, the BMW case was a bit different.
It was "sneaky redirections" (as Google calls them) implemented on BMW's website, not very clever, but nothing such as this insane work.
Maybe it's not the SEO fault, sometimes the clients have very strange requests.

[AussieDave]

Ah, sorry - that was my fault! I was busy recounting my own personal story to their live chat operator for inclusion on the site...

Slotster! @ least you could have thrown me a th-a-n-k you kick back, my comment was the source and insperation for your comical relief. In future, NO soup for you!