Jackpot Factory's Inspirational Stories

**Pinababy69** · 30th May 2006, 01:32 PM

Sic em Spear...ruff, ruff..... is that a baying hound I hear? LOL....

**AussieDave** · 30th May 2006, 01:34 PM

Not wanting to be accused of de-railing a thread, but, whats happened to their live chat? Can't find it on any of their sites.

**Pinababy69** · 30th May 2006, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Trezz

Not wanting to be accused of de-railing a thread, but, whats happened to their live chat? Can't find it on any of their sites.

It's been gone for months now Trezz. I had asked about it quite awhile ago, and was told it was removed due to technical difficulties but that it would be back. So far, nada. It's too bad, I like that live chat feature.

**GrandMaster** · 30th May 2006, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by spearmaster

Needless to say I was giving them a lot of stick... let's see what the GM has to say.

I hope it is "Our marketing manager tendered his resignation this morning and I have accepted it. I have asked ecogra to withdraw the seal from our casinos since we have failed to live up to their high standards." And maybe "As a compensation to the player community, I have put a $50 no strings attached bonus in every account."

**Slotster!** · 30th May 2006, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by Trezz

Not wanting to be accused of de-railing a thread, but, whats happened to their live chat? Can't find it on any of their sites.

Ah, sorry - that was my fault! I was busy recounting my own personal story to their live chat operator for inclusion on the site...

"A couple of years ago, I really didn't know where to turn. I came home one day to find my wife in bed with my best friend, my boss, my brother and the England eleven rugby team. I ran downstairs to escape the heartache, only to find that someone had also hidden all the remote controls to the TV, the DVD player AND the stereo!! I was ready to end it all. Not knowing what to do at this point, I caught a glimpse of my laptop in the corner of the room - still running All Slots from where I'd been playing this morning.. (Thinking about it, I was so busy chasing those three sparrows on ISIS - that's probably when my hussy of a wife sneaked everyone upstairs!). Anyhoo - with nowhere else to turn I thought - "why not just give a couple of spins at Ladies Nite... Who knows?..." and I did. Imagine my utter amazement when, right in front of my eyes, in rolled two nines on the SAME WINLINE!!! The glorious sight of those two nines, right next to each other meant I'd hit a �1.00 win... Yep, all mine - to keep. The day's disasters suddenly paled into insignificance - and I felt whole again. What's more, my Wife suddenly said she was sorry, my mate produced a crate of beer, my brother decorated the spare bedroom and the rugby team went outside and washed my car... I can only say THANK YOU All Slots, thank you for everything. You saved my life"

**Pinababy69** · 30th May 2006, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by GrandMaster

I hope it is "Our marketing manager tendered his resignation this morning and I have accepted it. I have asked ecogra to withdraw the seal from our casinos since we have failed to live up to their high standards." And maybe "As a compensation to the player community, I have put a $50 no strings attached bonus in every account."

LMAOOOO......

Good to see some lightheartedness in this place for a change.

**Casinomeister** · 30th May 2006, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Slotster!

Ah, sorry - that was my fault! I was busy recounting my own personal story to their live chat operator for inclusion on the site...

"A couple of years ago, I really didn't know where to turn. I came home one day to find my wife in bed with my best friend, my boss, my brother and the England eleven rugby team. I ran downstairs to escape the heartache, only to find that someone had also hidden all the remote controls to the TV, the DVD player AND the stereo!! I was ready to end it all. Not knowing what to do at this point, I caught a glimpse of my laptop in the corner of the room - still running All Slots from where I'd been playing this morning.. (Thinking about it, I was so busy chasing those three sparrows on ISIS - that's probably when my hussy of a wife sneaked everyone upstairs!). Anyhoo - with nowhere else to turn I thought - "why not just give a couple of spins at Ladies Nite... Who knows?..." and I did. Imagine my utter amazement when, right in front of my eyes, in rolled two nines on the SAME WINLINE!!! The glorious sight of those two nines, right next to each other meant I'd hit a �1.00 win... Yep, all mine - to keep. The day's disasters suddenly paled into insignificance - and I felt whole again. What's more, my Wife suddenly said she was sorry, my mate produced a crate of beer, my brother decorated the spare bedroom and the rugby team went outside and washed my car... I can only say THANK YOU All Slots, thank you for everything. You saved my life"

Classic!!

**Pinababy69** · 30th May 2006, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Slotster!

Imagine my utter amazement when, right in front of my eyes, in rolled two nines on the SAME WINLINE!!! The glorious sight of those two nines, right next to each other meant I'd hit a �1.00 win... Yep, all mine - to keep. The day's disasters suddenly paled into insignificance - and I felt whole again. What's more, my Wife suddenly said she was sorry, my mate produced a crate of beer, my brother decorated the spare bedroom and the rugby team went outside and washed my car... I can only say THANK YOU All Slots, thank you for everything. You saved my life"

HA HA HA HA.....OMG Slotster, I'm rollin...... we needed that, lol.

**lydia** · 30th May 2006, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by Slotster!

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"A couple of years ago, I really didn't know where to turn. I came home one day to find my wife in bed with my best friend, my boss, my brother and the England eleven rugby team. I ran downstairs to escape the heartache, only to find that someone had also hidden all the remote controls to the TV, the DVD player AND the stereo!! I was ready to end it all. Not knowing what to do at this point, I caught a glimpse of my laptop in the corner of the room - still running All Slots from where I'd been playing this morning.. (Thinking about it, I was so busy chasing those three sparrows on ISIS - that's probably when my hussy of a wife sneaked everyone upstairs!). Anyhoo - with nowhere else to turn I thought - "why not just give a couple of spins at Ladies Nite... Who knows?..." and I did. Imagine my utter amazement when, right in front of my eyes, in rolled two nines on the SAME WINLINE!!! The glorious sight of those two nines, right next to each other meant I'd hit a �1.00 win... Yep, all mine - to keep. The day's disasters suddenly paled into insignificance - and I felt whole again. What's more, my Wife suddenly said she was sorry, my mate produced a crate of beer, my brother decorated the spare bedroom and the rugby team went outside and washed my car... I can only say THANK YOU All Slots, thank you for everything. You saved my life"

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