Jackpot Factory's Inspirational Stories

[Pinababy69]

It is too early to make a judgement call on ecogra until they have been given a chance to respond IMO.

Agreed on that point as well Webzcas. I was referring to my thoughts on "possible" action that could be taken (in my post).

[GrandMaster]

Andrew Beveridge has been aware of this issue at least since Tuesday 10 a.m. BST. Ecogra is not a big organisation where every decision has to go through multiple committees. Two days should be ample time to come up with a statement.

[SlotsWizard]

Another success story from the Jackass Factory.

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Depressed? Suicidal? No More Fear With the Casino

What the casino does for me

My sister and my girlfriend had both suffered from depression for many years. It was devastating to watch such a mood ruin lives like the depression did for these two important people in my life. But they both said the same thing; there was nothing to be done about it and they were just taking their lives day by day, one day at a time. But I still always maintained that there had to be a solution; something had to help them. The problem was, my sister was suffering so badly that she had even contemplated suicide. One day I discovered something that made me really happy (even though I was basically quite a happy individual); playing on the casino. When I was at the casino it was like I was transported to another world. There was nothing I could not do when at the casino. It did not matter how bad my day had been at work, or how pathetic I felt, the casino obliterated it all, making me feel like I could cope with anything.

I introduce the casino to my sister and girlfriend

It was then it occurred to me. Maybe the casino was the solution that could help my sister and my girlfriend. Maybe the casino could give them the lift they needed. So I told them about the casino. They both tried it and both found different games at the casino that really helped them. My sister loved to play black jack (she always got to 19, 20 or 21) and my girlfriend loved how the luck of keno worked. The casino was great for them both, and a potential solution for their depression.

[Pinababy69]

Another success story from the Jackass Factory.

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Unfrigginreal!! They should be rogued, blacklisted, seal removed...whatever, just for that one alone. Actually using the term suicidal? This literally makes me sick to my stomach.

[spearmaster]

Unfrigginreal!! They should be rogued, blacklisted, seal removed...whatever, just for that one alone. Actually using the term suicidal? This literally makes me sick to my stomach.

This is definitely unreal... reminds me of those infomercials on TV where "X-drug helped me live again" "y-drug improved my sex life" and so on... the only difference being that the "ask your doctor" disclaimer is nowhere to be found...

[GrandMaster]

Unfrigginreal!! They should be rogued, blacklisted, seal removed...whatever, just for that one alone. Actually using the term suicidal? This literally makes me sick to my stomach.

My sentiments, exactly. I can imagine a few worse things a casino could do, but not many.

[Darem1]

About sums it up

[SlotsWizard]

This ... reminds me of those infomercials on TV where "X-drug helped me live again" "y-drug improved my sex life" and so on... the only difference being that the "ask your doctor" disclaimer is nowhere to be found...

No need to ask a doctor. It's well known that playing slots will lower cholesterol:

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Play slots and please your doctor

My doctor was always saying the same thing. Since I had private health insurance through my company, I had to be examined every few months to see if the policy would change. And each time it was the same. The doctor would say "you're in pretty good shape Mike, but you have to do something to lower your cholesterol." Each time I would try and change my diet, but to no avail. So I kept racking my brain to think of something.

My mate Daniel said that playing slots had, incredibly, lowered his cholesterol. He couldn't understand how the slots had had such an impact, but the results were there in black and white - slots were helping him. Since playing slots regularly, his cholesterol had slipped down to the exact right number. He suggested I play slots. So I did. And playing slots had the same impact on me. Boy, my doctor would be pleased, I was sure, when I next went back. He would be all for those slots!

Lower cholesterol thanks to slots

Well, slots worked for me like they worked for Daniel. When I went back for my examination, my doctor said, "my, my, my Mike, I don't have to tell you to lower your cholesterol today. What's been your secret?" he asked. "Oh, I've been playing slots," I answered nonchalantly. And I saw he was happy as a smile spread across his face.

Flash slots reduce cholesterol naturally:

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Cholesterol is reduced naturally with flash slot machines

I had high cholesterol. Okay, who cares? So what's new? But it was irritating. It ran in my family and although I was told there was so much I could do about it, it seemed like whatever I tried to do, just did not work. Nothing helped at all. I was always going to conferences on lowering cholesterol and reading books about it. I told this to my doctor when I went for a check up. You know what you need Nick? he asked. I think you ve been trying too hard to reduce your cholesterol. You have to find a way to do this in a fun way. It sounded good but I was confused . How can I do that? I asked. One thing you can try is flash slot machines. A lot of my patients have found that flash slot machines really help them. It seems they do not even have to try to reduce their cholesterol when they play flash slot machines. It just happens naturally, he said.

I said I would try flash slot machines

I told the doctor I would try flash slot machines. It sounds good to me, I said. And it did. Why not? Why shouldn't I change my attitude and use flash slot machines to help reduce my cholesterol rather than eating broccoli and spinach? So I did and it worked. My cholesterol is now a perfect level.

And playing at online casinos can help prevent a nervous breakdown - just ask Dr. Fish:

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The best online casinos really help Dr Fish

Dr. Fish was a fantastic doctor. The one problem with being a fantastic doctor was that you were invariably also a very popular doctor. This was difficult because everyone wanted to see you and take a piece of you away...at least that was how Dr. Fish felt, before discovering the best online casinos. He actually felt like he was headed for a nervous breakdown. He wanted to help everyone but as a result, he was constantly stressed. One night at home, he was playing around on the Internet, when he came across the best online casinos. He thought he would check out these best online casinos. He did and he ended up spending the whole evening (into the early hours of the morning) playing the best online casinos. Rather than go to work exhausted from the time he had spent on the best online casinos, he went to work refreshed.

Dr Fish knows it's the best online casinos that have helped him

These days people compliment Dr. Fish on his work and his coping abilities the whole time. He's very honest with them. "I got help he said," and they expect him to tell them about some therapy he was doing. "I got help from the best online casinos," he adds and he proceeds to tell them all about the wonder of the best online casinos.

[Pinababy69]

reminds me of those infomercials on TV where "X-drug helped me live again" "y-drug improved my sex life" and so on...

Hey Spear, do you know where I can get me some of that "x" and "y" drug? LOL...not to make light, just needed a moment of comic relief or I'm gonna scream. Still seeing red over that suicidal testimonial. Christ Almighty, what were these people thinking?

[Pinababy69]

SlotsJunkie, you are my own private little search engine, lol. If you find more, keep posting them. Everytime you post them, I am forwarding them to ECogra.