- Joined
- May 17, 2009
- Location
- UK
Did you hear about the vegetarian pessimist from Germany?
He was always afraid of the wurst.
Did you hear about the man who got hit by a tidal wave of tonic water?
He was Schwepped away.
(this is a verbal one, so try it on many friends....one of them might take the bait)
Alfie: Can you smell updog in here?
Johnnie: What's updog?
Alfie: Nothin maaaaan, what's up with you?
What's white, furry and minty?
A Polo bear.
What does Santa use to plough his garden?
His ho-ho-ho.
He was always afraid of the wurst.
Did you hear about the man who got hit by a tidal wave of tonic water?
He was Schwepped away.
(this is a verbal one, so try it on many friends....one of them might take the bait)
Alfie: Can you smell updog in here?
Johnnie: What's updog?
Alfie: Nothin maaaaan, what's up with you?
What's white, furry and minty?
A Polo bear.
What does Santa use to plough his garden?
His ho-ho-ho.
