an Indian who wannabe a true American

BingoT · Sep 4, 2008

an Indian who wannabe a true American

An Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood;

His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.

Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.

When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt.

Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.

"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled at the Indian .

The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit.

BingoT · Sep 5, 2008

Kixxumass sent this one to me.

Chief Bowz (pronounced Bowels) got an eviction notice and was told
he had to move out of his Tee Pee. He was angry about this so he went
to complain at the office that he rented his Tee Pee from, but he left in
such a hurry he forgot his eye glasses and couldn't see very well, so when
he got downtown, instead of entering the office where he wanted to file his
complaint, he accidently went into the Dr.'s office next door.

The Dr. asked him what can he do for him, and Chief Bowz said,

"Bowz not move!"

So the Dr. Gives him a bottle containing a laxitive, and tells him to take
1 a day til gone.

So Chief Bowz leaves, but returns a couple of days later, and tells the
Dr.,

"Bowz STILL not move!"

So the Dr. Gives him ANOTHER bottle of laxitives and tells him to take
2 a day until gone.

So Chief Bowz leaves, only to return again a couple of days later, and
tells the Dr.,

"Bowz STILL not move!!!"

The Dr. says, Hmm, thats odd... and gives him ANOTHER bottle of laxitives
and tells him to take 3 a day until gone.

So Chief Bowz leaves.... a few days later he goes into the Dr.'s office
and says,

"O.K., Bowz move, Tee Pee full of shit!!"

hahahahaha!!

Luigi810 · Sep 5, 2008

To funny, I'm passing these along if you don't mind, lol

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