- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
The Female GenieWhile trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama
Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a
female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I
grant you one wish?' Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy
Daughter-of- a-flea-bitten camel! Don't you know who I am? I don't need
any common woman giving me anything.' The shocked Genie said, 'Please,
I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle
forever.' Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said: 'Very well, I want to awaken with
three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off
with you.' The annoyed Genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared. The
next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His thingy was gone, his knees
were broken, and he had no health insurance.
Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly, a
female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I
grant you one wish?' Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy
Daughter-of- a-flea-bitten camel! Don't you know who I am? I don't need
any common woman giving me anything.' The shocked Genie said, 'Please,
I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle
forever.' Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said: 'Very well, I want to awaken with
three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off
with you.' The annoyed Genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared. The
next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side. His thingy was gone, his knees
were broken, and he had no health insurance.
