Sex Tips For Seniors We have many here that might need them.

BingoT · May 27, 2008

Sex Tips For Seniors
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

bryand · May 27, 2008

BingoT said:
Sex Tips For Seniors
Put bifocals on. Double check that you're with the right partner.
Set alarm on your clock for 2 minutes... in case you doze off in the middle.
Set the mood with lighting. Turn 'em ALL OFF !
Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin... just in case!
Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember what to scream out at the end.

And for youthful couples, try someting different. Scream someone else's name and hold on!

happygobrokey · May 30, 2008

and for the really adventurous, ##### #### ###### ## ### ####### "############" and see if you can go eight seconds without getting bucked off. :thumbsup:

Sex Tips For Seniors We have many here that might need them.

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