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Old 27th March 2006, 01:04 AM
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Farmer and a pig
farmer giles gets a phone call from his farm hand

"iv'e run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive"

"shoot it then " the farmer tells him

10 minutes later the farmhand is back on the phone
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"ive done that....what shall i do with his speed camera"
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"Pig" is slang for an officer of the law....and his speed camera I assume is his radar gun.

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