Quicktender! Winner of the coveted.......

[tim5ny]

Biggest pain in the B@lls depositing method award!!!!!

Before I rant on this headache of an operation, I must say that as an American, I understand the options for deposit/withdrawl are getting very slim.. so sometimes we take what we can get.


This company really makes you work(and pay$$) to get your money into the casinos. What you should know before you get an account with them...........................

You will not be able to contact them by phone or Live Chat. You must email them, but before they respond, you will probably have time for a week-long vacation in Florida. (Don't forget to send me a postcard!)

If you're a person with alot of patience, and like to plan your gambling sessions about a week in advance, then you'll have absolutely no complaints about this company. More power to ya! You can simply send funds from your bank account and wait a week!
But if you're a bit more of the spontaneous type and want it NOW!, like I tend to be... then get your running shoes on and let's get this party started, because your time is limited!

First, go to the Quicktender site and sign-in. Then choose the Moneygram or Western Union option. Cool!
Next, you have to click on the button that says "Get Receiver Info".. or something to that effect! As you're getting excited to deposit and rape the shit out of the casino for a change, the next page refreshes and you see the message: "Quicktender has changed its procedure for doing Moneygram and Western Union deposits. You must contact us by email to get receiver information." Fuc*in Great!
Send them an email and take another trip to Disneyland because you wont be playing today.

Fast forward 3 or 4 days in the future! ...

You finally get that speedy reply you've been counting on!
You copy the receiver's name and location and head out to the Western Union. You plop down your massive forty dollars on the counter and tell the lady that you want to transfer this to the other side of the Earth to a person whose name uses every letter in the alphabet 4 times over. There'll be a $15.00 charge for that Sir! Shit! This is like the casino starting out with a bonus with no WR! ... and to make matters worse, when you finally DO get to play a day later, you'll find that your balance is now down to $33.00 dollars because of the $7.00 surcharge that you forgot Quicktender was going to take. Okay! So it costed $22.00 to get some play time in. No big deal because I'm gonna take the casino to the cleaners today!

You get home and crack open a beer because it's time to kick some casino ass! You sign into the Quicktender site and put in the name and reference number you got from Western Union. While you're waiting for them to top up your Quicktender account with that massive $33.00, you start reading the QT site and find out that they only credit accounts for that day only if you verified your deposit by 11:00 Am Eastern time. You scream out "Co*kSucker Mother-Fu*kers!!! .. and throw the empty beer bottle at the wall. Your girlfriend comes in yelling "what the hell's wrong with you!" You punch her in the face and she falls to the floor unconscious. At least the whole day wasn't a total waste!

You send a profanity-laden email to Quicktender blaming them for every problem in your life and in Iraq and the rest of the world.

The next day you've cooled off a bit and head over to your computer to check the status of the Quicktender deposit. It's there! Thirty-Three fatties!
You slide your girlfriend's body into the next room because you don't need anymore distractions from her while you're gambling.

After 63 seconds and 17 spins on Thunderstruck @ $2.25/spin.. you're busted!

But you had a great time!

P.S. *Some points may be exaggerated by the writer for dramatization. No girlfriend's were hurt or killed during the making of this deposit.

[lojo]

OMG Tim has finally really returned.


btw, it's 5% and immediate from a debit card/checking account

[lauriejim]

Originally Posted by tim5ny

Biggest pain in the B@lls depositing method award!!!!!

Before I rant on this headache of an operation, I must say that as an American, I understand the options for deposit/withdrawl are getting very slim.. so sometimes we take what we can get.


This company really makes you work(and pay$$) to get your money into the casinos. What you should know before you get an account with them...........................

You will not be able to contact them by phone or Live Chat. You must email them, but before they respond, you will probably have time for a week-long vacation in Florida. (Don't forget to send me a postcard!)

If you're a person with alot of patience, and like to plan your gambling sessions about a week in advance, then you'll have absolutely no complaints about this company. More power to ya! You can simply send funds from your bank account and wait a week!
But if you're a bit more of the spontaneous type and want it NOW!, like I tend to be... then get your running shoes on and let's get this party started, because your time is limited!

First, go to the Quicktender site and sign-in. Then choose the Moneygram or Western Union option. Cool!
Next, you have to click on the button that says "Get Receiver Info".. or something to that effect! As you're getting excited to deposit and rape the shit out of the casino for a change, the next page refreshes and you see the message: "Quicktender has changed its procedure for doing Moneygram and Western Union deposits. You must contact us by email to get receiver information." Fuc*in Great!
Send them an email and take another trip to Disneyland because you wont be playing today.

Fast forward 3 or 4 days in the future! ...

You finally get that speedy reply you've been counting on!
You copy the receiver's name and location and head out to the Western Union. You plop down your massive forty dollars on the counter and tell the lady that you want to transfer this to the other side of the Earth to a person whose name uses every letter in the alphabet 4 times over. There'll be a $15.00 charge for that Sir! Shit! This is like the casino starting out with a bonus with no WR! ... and to make matters worse, when you finally DO get to play a day later, you'll find that your balance is now down to $33.00 dollars because of the $7.00 surcharge that you forgot Quicktender was going to take. Okay! So it costed $22.00 to get some play time in. No big deal because I'm gonna take the casino to the cleaners today!

You get home and crack open a beer because it's time to kick some casino ass! You sign into the Quicktender site and put in the name and reference number you got from Western Union. While you're waiting for them to top up your Quicktender account with that massive $33.00, you start reading the QT site and find out that they only credit accounts for that day only if you verified your deposit by 11:00 Am Eastern time. You scream out "Co*kSucker Mother-Fu*kers!!! .. and throw the empty beer bottle at the wall. Your girlfriend comes in yelling "what the hell's wrong with you!" You punch her in the face and she falls to the floor unconscious. At least the whole day wasn't a total waste!

You send a profanity-laden email to Quicktender blaming them for every problem in your life and in Iraq and the rest of the world.

The next day you've cooled off a bit and head over to your computer to check the status of the Quicktender deposit. It's there! Thirty-Three fatties!
You slide your girlfriend's body into the next room because you don't need anymore distractions from her while you're gambling.

After 63 seconds and 17 spins on Thunderstruck @ $2.25/spin.. you're busted!

But you had a great time!

P.S. *Some points may be exaggerated by the writer for dramatization. No girlfriend's were hurt or killed during the making of this deposit.

man im laughing, im crying, im so confused a great story on why not to deposit with quicktender imo:thumbsup tim

[tim5ny]

Originally Posted by lauriejim

[/b] man im laughing, im crying, im so confused a great story on why not to deposit with quicktender imo:thumbsup tim

Thanks Laurie!

My point was not to deter patrons from using the service.. but rather a "heads-up" to unwary customers who might be taken by some of these pitfalls unawares as I was.

[lojo]

Eco was nearly the same pain, and far too expensive for small deposits. See my wheat in post above QT is mui betta por me

[bb28]

About QT.......debit card works for me and it's instantly in my account. 5% fee, heck of a lot cheaper than Moneygram or WU.



It did take forever and a day to get an invite........see my thread, who or what do I have to kiss.

[oldtrvlagt]

Best laugh I've had all weekend

[tim5ny]

Originally Posted by lojo

Eco was nearly the same pain, and far too expensive for small deposits. See my wheat in post above QT is mui betta por me

That's cuz Eco are the same people/company.

[NASHVEGAS]

Originally Posted by tim5ny

Biggest pain in the B@lls depositing method award!!!!!

P.S. *Some points may be exaggerated by the writer for dramatization. No girlfriend's were hurt or killed during the making of this deposit.

Makes perfect sense as they are not girlfriends now but ex-girlfriends which is all good

[Elizabeth]

Funny story, I really enjoyed it. You have a gift for storytelling!