Interview with a winner~~

**slotchik** · 17th September 2005, 04:54 PM

Simone K., VIP Palace Club Member,
won 20,000.00� at the Party Line Slots Machine!
Congratulations!

Interview with the winner

1. When did you start gambling at online casinos?
Since December 04

2. Do you gamble on a regular basis?
No, only internet

3. What are your favorite casino games?
All games are good

4. Please describe to us, How the winning moment was?
I was happy

5. Is the Party Line your first big win?
Yes, the Party line slot is my first win

6. What will you do with all your winnings?
I have to pay my car,

7. Do you have any tips that you'd like to share with other players?
My tip: play often, play with big money, not for cents

8. Do you plan to continue gambling online?
I want nothing more than continue gambling

**tencardcharlie** · 17th September 2005, 05:08 PM

This stuff is really to deep for me...

**louis007** · 17th September 2005, 06:30 PM

omg what type of interview is that

**Bruce Hamilton** · 17th September 2005, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by tencardcharlie

This stuff is really to deep for me...

I agree... Very insightful and intelligent conversation. NOT!

**guesswest** · 17th September 2005, 07:10 PM

hehehe

dunno exactly what she could say tho, it's not like she won at a game of skill

**tim5ny** · 17th September 2005, 07:34 PM

Interview with the winner ....... ( SORT OF )

1. When did you start gambling at online casinos?
In 1973 when I got my first Atari 2600

2. Do you gamble on a regular basis?
No, but I do try to play every day.

3. What are your favorite casino games?
My favorite would have to be Scissors, Rock, or Paper.. but Hide the Sausage is also very exciting.

4. Please describe to us, How the winning moment was?
I had diarhea that day really bad, so I put it on auto-play and spent most of the time in the bathroom. When I came back and saw the win I could not believe my eyes and I had to sit down to take it all in. Then I got stuck to the chair because I didn't bother to run to the bathroom again when I should have.

5. Is the Party Line your first big win?
It was my first big win in a casino, but I consider my biggest win being the time I beat several rape charges against me while acting as my own attorney in a court of law.

6. What will you do with all your winnings?
I won the criminal suit against me on those charges, but I lost the civil case so I'll be using the money to pay off the judgements against me.

7. Do you have any tips that you'd like to share with other players?
My tip: When you have the casino running on auto-play, and you leave your computer to go to the bathroom.. turn the volume all the way up so that you can hear if a jackpot comes in. Damn! I wish I woulda heard those bells going off!

8. Do you plan to continue gambling online?
I've been accused of being a bonus-abuser at so many casinos that I'm running out of places to play. If they'll let me back in then I'll be glad to indulge again.
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**Bruce Hamilton** · 17th September 2005, 08:41 PM

I think Tim is interviewing himself!

**RobWin** · 17th September 2005, 08:44 PM

Originally Posted by tim5ny

Interview with the winner ....... ( SORT OF )

1. When did you start gambling at online casinos?
In 1973 when I got my first Atari 2600

2. Do you gamble on a regular basis?
No, but I do try to play every day.

3. What are your favorite casino games?
My favorite would have to be Scissors, Rock, or Paper.. but Hide the Sausage is also very exciting.

4. Please describe to us, How the winning moment was?
I had diarhea that day really bad, so I put it on auto-play and spent most of the time in the bathroom. When I came back and saw the win I could not believe my eyes and I had to sit down to take it all in. Then I got stuck to the chair because I didn't bother to run to the bathroom again when I should have.

5. Is the Party Line your first big win?
It was my first big win in a casino, but I consider my biggest win being the time I beat several rape charges against me while acting as my own attorney in a court of law.

6. What will you do with all your winnings?
I won the criminal suit against me on those charges, but I lost the civil case so I'll be using the money to pay off the judgements against me.

7. Do you have any tips that you'd like to share with other players?
My tip: When you have the casino running on auto-play, and you leave your computer to go to the bathroom.. turn the volume all the way up so that you can hear if a jackpot comes in. Damn! I wish I woulda heard those bells going off!

8. Do you plan to continue gambling online?
I've been accused of being a bonus-abuser at so many casinos that I'm running out of places to play. If they'll let me back in then I'll be glad to indulge again.
__________________
Have A FABULOUS Day!! ~SlotChik

www.onlineplayersunion.com

ROFLMAO !!!

You're just too damn funny Tim !