you're a bonus abuser if...

[555YY]

hi all, taking a break from my studies i thought it'd be amusing to compile a list of ways casinos can classify someone as
an "abuser", feel free to add your own to the list below


you're a promotional abuser if

* you make one big bet and win
* you make many small bets and not lose
* you win too much at games designed to give the house the egde
* you play too few types of games
* you play too many types of (excluded) games
* you bet too much at a "low risk" game
* you bet too little over the wager requirement
* you live in bad bad countries like china, netherlands, or canada
* you deposit via credit card
* you refuse to hand over your personal credit report for "verification
purposes" to an anonymous overseas internet casino
* you don't have the means of a fax machine or scanner to send in the
documents
* you accept a promotion that was specifically emailed to your personal email
inbox
* you moved in the past six years
* you don't want to give out your phone number and have casino
telemarketers call you during your office meeting or family dinner
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was changed AFTER you have
played
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was merely suggested but never
clearly spelled out
* you didn't follow a t&c requirement that was never posted
* you truthfully provide your age and was accepted as a player, but
still "under-age" to receive a payout
* you accepted too many promotions, even though you were "invited" by the
casino to participate in every one of them
* you're not satisfied getting paid in installment plans from a casino that
boasts that anyone can win "millions"
* you speak a different language

[kavaman]

Had some laughs reading this.

[Bruce Hamilton]

you're a promotional abuser if...

* You snipe Ebay auctions away from Golden Palace
* You read and post on the Casinomeister forum

[pstnpstn]

you tried to cash out just after small bet amounts comparatively your deposit.

this is not bonus abuse cause they did not give bonus.

global player casino will decline to cash out for seven days
if you small bets in comparison your deposit.
even though they did not clarify this in their terms and conditions.

[pstnpstn]

if you win and try to cash out then you are a bonus abuser or experienced player.
we will deny it and have right to forfeit players winning (sometimes we can steal even your deposit).

if you lose or burst out your deposit then you are a royal player or recreational gambler.
we will appreciate it and will give you more comp points.

[kfellmy]

you forgot all Denmark players are abusers;

you win any amount at any GP/VC casino (sticky or not);

you cash out and then immeadiately re-deposit at BoDog;

you play at any online casino and you could be deemed an abuser, even if a bonus is given or not;

[Vesuvio]

you're a promotional abuser if

* they feel like it

Guess which accredited casinos with Casinomeister special bonuses have this classic catch-all in their terms?

xxxxxxx management reserves the right to determine whether play has been deemed to be promotion abuse even though there may have been compliance with the above terms and conditions.

[kavaman]

That specific term that vesuvio posted is one that the casinos shouldn't definately have. Thats basically a no win situation for the player and a win win situation for the casino. Even if you win we can do what we want. It just zeroes out all the other terms and conditions. Sounds like a nice and regulated business.... NOT.

-kavaman

[caruso]

Guess which accredited casinos with Casinomeister special bonuses have this classic catch-all in their terms?

If you got the casino via Casinomeister, you know the ropes; if you know the ropes, you can file a complaint if they try to invoke that BS; if you file a complaint, you'll get paid.

Look at Sands Of The Carribean and Kiwi - both Casinomeister "accredited", and both paid.

LOL.

[bdangel]

lol i guess i am a bonus abuser....got a free $15 chip and thought what the heck it is the weekend so give me something to do. Well that blew up in my face! I hit 2500 and can't cashout. Never will take another freebie chip. Guess I learn the hardway...lol

ps when i fund anywhere i never take the bonus...not worth the hassel