Won big on bonus- but can't get paid???

[Happiness]

Dear fellows.

Have you won big on a bonus - but having huge playthrough requirements left - or bonus was ND bonus and only pays ex. 50 $ ?

Write 1) Casino name and 2) amount on this page.

Please only write if money still in account.
Then I can probably help, before u do something stupid like earning comp-points.
Also I can help with Microgaming bonus issues.

 

[FreeDomme]

Dear fellows.

Have you won big on a bonus - but having huge playthrough requirements left - or bonus was ND bonus and only pays ex. 50 $ ?

Write 1) Casino name and 2) amount on this page.

Please only write if money still in account.
Then I can probably help, before u do something stupid like earning comp-points.
Also I can help with Microgaming bonus issues.

And you are offering this from the goodness of your heart?

 

[takethemoney]

What's in it for you and who are you?

 

[Repro]

What's in it for you and who are you?

I actually had the same question... I feel some advertising coming up...

 

[Happiness]

... I give good advises. To help others!

 

[rainmaker]

Oh no...another "TopAff"

 

[swampwitch]

Have you won big on a bonus - but having huge playthrough requirements left - or bonus was ND bonus and only pays ex. 50 $ ?

Are you saying that you can make casinos pay regardless of the casino's printed bonus terms and conditions? That a casino will ignore its own bonus rules in order to accommodate what you want?

Really and truly?

 

[Happiness]

You can never change the casino's written rules- you must satisfy those terms & conditions. So what else could it be - what more is a casino based on?

 

[swampwitch]

Dear fellows.

Have you won big on a bonus - but having huge playthrough requirements left - or bonus was ND bonus and only pays ex. 50 $ ?
Write 1) Casino name and 2) amount on this page.

Please only write if money still in account.
Then I can probably help, before u do something stupid like earning comp-points.
Also I can help with Microgaming bonus issues.

You can never change the casino's written rules- you must satisfy those terms & conditions. So what else could it be - what more is a casino based on?

Give me a break on the cryptic bullshit. Your first post insinuates that you can help people get a payout without having to finish the wagering on a bonus deposit, and that you can help get a bigger payout than the posted no-deposit bonus cashout max.

When called on it, you get cutesy and backpeddle.

Now be specific, and hurry up and post the link to your "systems" website so that we may point and laugh before you are banned.

Oh, and welcome to the forum.

 

[H1_Roller]

:eat:

 

[denamoutz]

hello Topaff

 

[Happiness]

No commercial interest - and no website - pure strategic help!
Always have your mind with you when you plays for money.
- And never play games that pays back less than 100 percent.

 

[Happiness]

Great job, Swampwitch, you mentioned the two answers to my cryptic question - even without knowing it yourself : People, and system. So we have casino = people, rules and system. Are you a gambler...?

 

[Repro]

Great job, Swampwitch, you mentioned the two answers to my cryptic question - even without knowing it yourself : People, and system. So we have casino = people, rules and system. Are you a gambler...?

Piss off :machinegu

 

[ksech]

Great job, Swampwitch, you mentioned the two answers to my cryptic question - even without knowing it yourself : People, and system. So we have casino = people, rules and system. Are you a gambler...?

Is this a rhetorical question? Perhaps, if you give a brief outline of HOW you can help, then you won't be laughed out of here too quickly...

 

[vinylweatherman]

No commercial interest - and no website - pure strategic help!
Always have your mind with you when you plays for money.
- And never play games that pays back less than 100 percent.

Ah - I understand now

We will never have problems getting paid if we stick to casinos and games with an RTP of 100% or greater

This actually DOES work, don't laugh - you can never have problems getting paid if you don't ever PLAY


Since you offer.

I once took a free chip at Crystal Palace casino and met the requirement to get it up to a balance of $150. They denied my withdrawal (as expected), and after giving Mr Curran a piece of my mind, I just left it.

Now, as a demonstration of your abilities, get this $150 off Virtual Group, who we all know own this bunch of bottom feeders through an arm's length subsidiary company.

If you succeed, I will donate it to a charity I support, and you will gain great Kudos here at the forum.

I will accept payment in used notes at a motorway services that is mutually convenient for both of us as I don't want to send you my bank details.

I will also offer you a selection from my portfolio of fruit machine systems, both online and land based, all very reasonably priced

 

[chuchu59]

Dear fellows.

Have you won big on a bonus - but having huge playthrough requirements left - or bonus was ND bonus and only pays ex. 50 $ ?

Write 1) Casino name and 2) amount on this page.

Please only write if money still in account.
Then I can probably help, before u do something stupid like earning comp-points.
Also I can help with Microgaming bonus issues.

even if you could do something about it i dont think you should because the remaining playthru requirements is part and parcel of an offer that is accepted by the player whereas the max payout from a nd bonus is not something that you should interfere on.

 

[Rhyzz]

This fella must have some serious connections!