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4 of a kind
It’s been awhile since I last played at an online casino. But last weekend I decided to give it another go. I didn’t fair to well; in fact the session was such a bad experience I wish I gave the money to charity.
Here’s my little list of what annoys me most about playing online.
1) First I have to always check the rogue list and make sure the accredited casino I normally play at didn’t make a sudden change.
2) If I decide to take a bonus with my deposit, I have to always check the terms of the bonus and re-read the T&C’s and make sure there weren’t any overnight cleverly word or rule changes. You know what I mean like certain maximum allowed percentage bets, etc.
3) Always feeling like I’m not getting a fair game even if I am, because you really just never know for sure one way or the other.
4) Let’s say I win and try to cash out, I have to reconsider my playing style during the session and hope I didn’t give them grounds for accusations of advantage playing styles while playing slots and have my cash out denied.
5) I also have to hope I didn’t by mistake wage 10 cents on one of the not allowed games which would void all my winnings.
6) Should I get lucky and win and although my docs were in order 6 months ago when I had my last cash-out, I have to worry if I used another deposit form during that time that wasn’t on file yet, and in a day or two be advised it’s time to get involved with the back and forth doc bullshit again. You know, send it again can’t read it, try faxing, or my favorite take a picture holding your doc next to your face.
7) If I was real lucky like Pulver and was playing at an accredited casino (Lock) and finally after all the deposits they took from me won 20k, the disappointment I have to deal with after finding out they decided to go rogue just then.
8) No hot woman constantly bringing me whatever it is I want while I’m playing.
9) If I get hungry I only can eat what’s in the kitchen. I can’t take a simple elevator ride to a 5 star restaurant.
These are all off the top of my head without any serious thought. I’m sure I could keep going but would be interested in other opinions.
Anything else you would like to add??
This is not a good sign for the industry. Now we have US players saying that the B & M experience is better than the online one. In earlier years, it was the opposite, with many US players marvelling at the convenience of online play, as opposed to the need to travel many miles to play at a B & M establishment.
Here in the UK I can compare online to the "fruit machines". FORTUNATELY for online casinos, the fruit machine industry have "lost the plot" since around 1996, creating a poor version of the casino (70% slots, no skill involved, compulsory high stakes of 50p and £1). There ARE signs that the fruit machine industry are fighting back. 25p stakes are back, a nice even multiple of a £1 coin, unlike the silly 30p and 35p stakes they had a while back. Now they just need to get some element of skill back into some of the features, and end the practice where you either win up to £5 at best, even on a £1 stake, or hit the Jackpot. I could be lured back to playing mostly fruit machines, getting out & about, fresh air, and "going for a walk in the car"
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