As I was reading through this most amusing collection of visual proof of how far we have strayed from proper use of the English language I felt compelled to make a stop in my wyld ride through and put in some time on posting my own Bitch! LOL
Bitch now that’s a word so often used yet seldom in true form.
Bitch <<<< female dog.
WyldGirl translation <<<< a female dog
But ok let’s say we have added these other forms of the word to the official English language,
Even then how many are truly using it correctly??
To “Bitch” <<<< complain
Wyldgirl translation <<<< To complain about shit that nobody really cares to hear which should be evident from their continual Uh-Huhs and rolling of the eyes. Yet the bitching party never seems to notice as they continue to babble on seemingly drawing comfort from the sound of their own voice spewing out its negative nonsense!
That’s a “Bitch” <<<< unfortunate, sad, unfair, etc.
Wyldgirl translation <<<< a response often used in between the Uh-Huhs and rolling of the eyes and what the listener really means and would fare better by saying is “yeah yeah yeah I have heard enough can we change the subject now?
Ok now comes my personal favorite!
You are a “Bitch” <<<< This is the one that is absolutely misused as very few actually know the definition of. When used it is normally directed towards a human female and probably meant to insinuate something close to a female dog that complains too much! This often results in the receiver of the word becoming upset showing she also has no clue as to its meaning.
Wyldgirl translation <<<< You are a “Bitch” <<< Basically In Total Control of Him!
Now you know why, on those rare occasions when you call someone a Bitch and they don’t get angry but instead, they respond by simply sporting that wide, show all the teeth, coming from the gut grin! Because she knows she is and you are admitting it!
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