The things that you say while playing slots

[wanda5]

On the weekends my husband and I take turns doing $10 each sitting side by side watching as the other plays. Its really funny to me how we chat & the words we use. So what do you say to your pc while playing?

Besides all the swearing, we for some reason call a game a "SUCCUBUS" when it tricks you with a bunch of little wins at the start & then KILLS you with a massive run of ZERO. The one thing we say a lot too is "NOTHING HAS TO BE THIS MEAN" When you are watching your stats & you have not won at least your bet back in 20 spins. "why cant it give you just a little each time to keep it fun" & "I got killed FAST" "I'm a loser" if I lost my $10 while hes not watching or "I'm a non-profit" ...the best is "PROFIIIIIIT" and then the whole profit dance. Sometimes if its REALLY great PROFIT he will say "can we make out?" or "that deserves at least a boob grab" (men )


Also when on a no lose winning streak SUPER HIGH...yeah you all know the one...when you CANT LOSE & you hit EVERY BONUS ROUND... you will all the sudden find a game that NEVER PAYS & takes ALL of your winnings ...that is the "BUNK" one otherwise known as "THE MF-ER" usually NEVER to be played again...unless you are ME who always thinks..."maybe its about to hit" or "BUT I want it to give me SOME of my damn money back"

The other thing we say often is "How in the hell can you lose 15 in a row when there are 100 f-ing lines???"

Also "uh oh 1st spin win" that usually means trouble...it could be a possible "succubus"

Then there is the begging when you need three scatters and two pop up from the beginning "ple ple pleeeeeeease"

And typically when you get the bonus round in only 3-4 spins..."yeah i'm not countin on too much, it didn't make me work for it"

"this one is ALWAYS mean"

"this one is always mysteriously good to us ...wonder how long that will last"

"I am NEVER playing this one again!!"

"is it just me or did we STOP winning when we cashed out?"

"up it! up it! ooops sorry I really felt like you were gonna win"

ok thats all I can think of for NOW

[GGW Laurie]

shoulda

woulda

coulda

my fav three words when gambling..............laurie

[slafs]

Since I usually play with a bonus, the first thing my wife always asks about is

"How much playthrough have you got left?"

EDIT. Normally followed by

"How much did you deposit?"

[BingoT]

Wanda5 we do the same as you.
Sit side by side.& do that $10 thing.

We play a lot of that Gold Rush or the Gobblers Gold & Baby Boomers.& Milk The B oh I mean Milk The Cow.
The Gold Rush we always say where is the Old B....... they die or something.They don't come up like they use to.
We say a lot You F....Old B..... (No Kids Around)
Sometimes I tap the screen and say You F....... I'm going to play something better.
This is the last time we are playing here but we go back lol.
We always have nice things we say to the screen.I just only hoped it listen to us at times.
At land based casino's the only thing we don't do is swear at it because people are around.

[winnitpikka]

hello, funnily enough my partner and i do something similar.

i like to do a stupid dance to the music makin up silly songs, passes the time and makes for a whole lot more fun.

maybe its me but the more embarrassing i behave at the time the more often i win lol

im always getting a slap off the mrs for bein a nob tho lol

[mistertee]

when i get 2 scatters and hoping for the third - i start yelling out free spins - boner !!- ding a ling a ling- ya know the bell that goes of !! ha ha lol

[heatherad]

I find myself saying only one thing..."why do I even bother"

[RoyallyFlushed]

"come on!! You've gotta be Effing kidding me"

[same_old]

My Girlfriend says " ohh for f&*k sake your not bloody gambling again are you"

I turn and say " it's ummmmmm play money"


She says, " you lieng prick"

end of conversation.

[suzecat]

Oh my! Are we allowed to say those words in here?